cantsleepclownwilleatme
CantSleepSpanfellerWillEatMe
cantsleepclownwilleatme

Came here to say this - I’m a hotel management guy, and most of these are just ploys to get your credit card number. It’s been going on for a long time, and it’s a pain in the ass for guests and the hotel staffs too.

Delicious +1

I remember trying to talk my dad into buying an Avanti, but he wound up buying a Mercury Marauder 2 door - I can’t remember the engine size, I just remember it was big and that thing flat-out FLEW. He also bought a Toronado the first year they came out - I was a lucky boy...

Pat Haden, former LA Rams quarterback, was a Rhodes Scholar before he destroyed USC’s football program became Athletic Director at USC.

He’s a Patriotdoodle, you know...

There you go +1 crouton

At least Molina is being a sensitive pee baby the right way.

Why the long face, Trevor?

My mind on my biscuit, my biscuit on my mind...

I’m sure Trump thinks he should be on the $250,000 bill...Sad!

Wow, 250,000 one dollar bills...good news for all the strip clubs in NOLA, I guess.

Well I now have a new, very appropriate term for the poop cubicle...

What of Nathan?

#LOLKKKardinals

Or the ever-popular “I have a lot of black friends, but...”

Delightful..stars for all the puns...

These damned Silent Generationers and their drugs - I assume he tested positive for sarsaparilla too?! 

And the cries from anguished Bears fans to “dump Parkey and get a better kicker!” will go on for months, but who is a better choice? It’s not like kickers get paid like quarterbacks or wide receivers...

I’ll tell you, if Verizon included THAT service with my cell phone, I’d sign a ten year contract right now...

+ 3rd Reich