Thank goodness it’s a bit more than Ryan Anderson makes - I don't see how he survives on $20 million a year...

+0 self-awareness

Certainly not for the baseball - Rockies AND Padres?!

“It’s Bug-B-Gon Night at Petco, sponsored by Ortho!”

As a San Diegite, I am shocked and disturbed at this news - there’s no way there were 35,771 people at Petco for a Padres game.

Wow, a whole new customer base for Ultra Glide - who knew?

Very wise - you must have purchased Cantsleepclownwilleatme’s program “How to Quit the Internet,” available for only $12.95 per download, (total of 50 downloads), now with the last two downloads free if you sign up within the next 12 minutes!

Believe me, once you get about 30 miles outside Portland, (other than most of Eugene and Salem), it’s as red-necky as you’ll find just about anywhere.

Found the Portland resident...

Fore!

Mmmm, he looks crunchy...and salty

Oh absolutely - here in California, I’ve seen hundreds of vehicles with full trunk cages coming up from San Diego.

If you haven’t clicked on the “cleansing link” in the story, make sure you do - a classic rendition of one of my favorite songs, and I’m not crying, you’re crying. Shit...

We obviously missed the first stage of Grief, (Denial), and I think he’s hopelessly stuck on stage 2, Anger. I think he’ll hit the rest of them, (Depression, Bargaining & Acceptance), well before Week 1 against the Steelers.

So many plot twists - is he Keyser Soze?!

Thank you for defending this dipshit’s rights+1

#NotAllTerrapins +1

True...I mean have you seen Tab’s Grindr pic? Wow...

What is that you’re saying?

The PGA and it’s demographic contributed to the hacking, I’m sure - it probably wasn’t too hard to get into the system when most of the passwords are “password1234"