Clearly, you’ve not heard of “Bath Salts Hockey,” Florida’s most popular sport...

It’s spelled “illiterate,” and “who’s” but I’m not criticizing, you spaz...

Sadly, the boys were asked to leave the Mensa picnic since they “forgot” the watermelons.

That is just the stupidest and Jetsiest thing I’ve ever heard....

Well, I’m not scrolling down any further here +1

If Fox doesn’t hire him for the next US Open, it’s a felony, I say

Uh, this is merely a picture of rush hour in Boise - goats first, elk second...

Well crafted, sir +1

If Sheen’s been “blacklisted,” then I applaud the new-age version of blacklisting...

Thank you for clarifying - as an old, I often am confused by modern marketing techniques aimed at your generation. That being said, I assume you all agree his pizza tastes like shit?

Can verify - have been to 49 of the 50 states, and Indy is, well, not even in my top 300 cities/towns/offramps.

Phil Mushnick will personally ring your doorbell and scream THIS BLACK GUY IS A BUM at your dog.

Was born in Nor Cal, so was raised a Niner and Raider fan...Seahawks later on.

I had Seahawks season tickets back in the 80's at a REAL FOOTBAW STADIUM, (the Kingdome, for god’s sake), and was in attendance when the Raiders and Bo Jackson came to town. Needless to say, I was in the bathroom when Bo bowled over the Boz - and he was running right at my seat in the south end zone. TBH, I thought it…

And fortunately, little has been said about it since then, my friend...

Welcome back, WYTS - I don’t give two rabid dog shits about the NFL anymore, but this is a welcome return in these summer doldrums...

As I was doing the puzzle, I thought “gee, “nonexistent” doesn’t fit here”

Here in the US we only buy Boeing Q-36 Explosive Space Modulators, mister....

Where’s a Q-36 space modulator when you need one?!?

Indubitably, sir...