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I’m an old white guy, count me in too...

Well, that is really just delightful +1

Hopefully, this won’t scuttle the plans for the Cubs to plan a “Kris Bryant BucketBobbleHead” giveaway...

Exactly. How does one “blurt” a text? ALL CAPS?

He seems nice...

I assumed fried rice syndrome was a new way to refer to obesity

Well, at least Jameis has been such a stellar performer on the field, the Bucs can somewhat rationalize his minor off-field annoyances and public relations slip-ups.

Exceptional writing and words from Reali - during what must be a time so difficult and heartbreaking that I cannot even fathom it, he is intelligent, compassionate and wants all of us to be better. Amazing....

Wow, I didn’t realize that’s what Frontier planes look like when they take off...

I cannot argue with this statement...

Throw in some (necessary) affordable health insurance, and I am so there....

Sadly, many people can’t due to the consumption of Big Macs and fries...oh those fries, mmmmmm.....

For Whom the Darnold Tolls

Mmmmmm, carby....

I see what you did there +1 gut

Whoa, calm down there, hoser....

I wasn’t aware that Skeletor had purchased an NFL team - good for him! Practices must be a BITCH, though....

Calm down there, comrade...even Russkies know bears love football!

Funny and contemporary - two stars for you.