It gets even worse!!

Graham then issued a bizarre threat, saying, “Let me tell you my Democratic friends—if this is the new norm, you’d better watch out for your nominees.”

I’m allergic to penicillin.

WELL YOU SEE SINCE THE WORD “PUDDLE” STARTS WITH THE LETTER “P” LIKE THE WORD “PENIS” AND THE WORD FLOOR STARTS WITH THE LETTER “F” LIKE “FEMINISM” THIS IS CLEARLY THE RESULT OF AN SJW CONSPIRACY

Make a few pans of mac & cheese, throw on some collards, fry up some chicken, and turn your crib into a “Repast” pop-up.

This is something else. The cemetery is around the corner from our house. HELP!

“Nothing can be done,” says only country where this regularly happens.

In one clip you can see the red laser sight keying in on the player sitting on the right of the screen. That is much more chilling than seeing the actual violence play out.

Fed up with this shit. Enough is e(fucking)nough.

Maybe he’s not the hero we need, but he’s the one we deserve.

- narration from the upcoming Werner Herzog documentary about this guy

when I first made pancakes for my wife I had it explained to me that she meant crepes since her family had raised her thinking pancakes were amazingly thin and meant to have jam on them. wtf.

Take the rest of the day off sir, you earned it.

Waking up in ICU with amnesia.

Murray was probably drunk and obnoxious, but name dropping your sister deserves nothing less than a nuclear wedgie.

They can go as long as they want. But after Come on Eileen, I’m pretty much spent. 

First thing I thought of.

Are you talking about how he supposedly got away with the murders despite his confessing (seen as him just being a joker) because A.) people keep thinking they saw his supposed victims still walking around and B.) people supposedly saw Patrick in other places at the times of the disappearances where both A and B all…

Patrick Bateman was Batman all along.

Are we pretending the last season of AHS didn’t happen, the true worst? Coven is my favorite season, I don’t care what anyone says!