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Chris Canto
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Umm, every other sports/music/entertainment venue has these things called metal detectors. They’re in airports, schools, courthouses, hospitals, generally everywhere gun violence doesn’t usually happen. It’s a competitive event whose participants can be antisocial and are often teenagers. Security guards seem

“”Nothing can be done” says only country where this regularly happens.” - The Onion.

That’s literally a list of all the reason it’s a terrible mess. 

How can anyone like asylum? It’s the most convoluted haphazard throw shit at the wall and see what sticks approach to making a tv show. Murder house was good because it had a premise and followed it. Asylum was about the horror of institutions operating under the guise of help and altruism and the evil and disconnect

How does someone make it to 22 and not have a concept of French toast. I can understand not eating it or liking it, but 22 years! Reminds me of the reddit thread where a guy met his girlfriends parents at dinner, and tried to make them believe he didn’t know what a potato was. They broke up. 

That’s cause lord of the rings isn’t cool anymore. And bless you for beating the odds. As long as you aren’t repping zep to me in pseudo draconian bondage gear while juggling axes and pints of mead, were cool.

The Beatles suck too. Most of their music is thoughtless pop dreck. They have some  ok stuff, but I fucking hate John Lennon. And most people who listen to zep are in high school or adults who spend most of their time dressing up at renaissance festivals. I’ll give your stairway, but like duh. 

Michigan was lost by around 10000 votes, mostly in Macomb. Detroit polls were open past midnight when Barack was running. Precincts closed as early as 7:30pm in 2016because no one came out. There are a lot more blacks in Detroit then Macomb. It’s simple math. I’d be willing to be the same for Pennsylvania as well. I

Has anyone mentioned my nickelodeon favorites, “wild and crazy kids”and “nick arcade”?

Somebody call Alex Jones! We’re dropping truth bombs over here. But srsly, nailed it. 

You’re talking about the glory days of Disney magic right there. It’s hard to beat that lineup. Sword in the Stone and Peter Pan are fun too, if a bit more old school. I don’t think I could sit through jungle book or Bambi now if you paid me. 

I had an uncle whose eyes would just close. The muscles in them would just stop working. He would still drive sometimes no matter what anyone said. He would sneak keys just to go. I mean I know it sucks, but if you want me to acknowledge and have sympathy for your problem, perhaps you should acknowledge it too, stop

Tourette’s would be the only “acceptable” form since it’s generally only verbal, not physical, and can’t be controlled. What they’re saying has nothing to do with what they actually think or believe. But I think racism is form of mental illness in and of itself. It’s willful delusion. Of course I think going to church

Can’t you just taste the freedom? 

It said apartment, I don’t believe it specified the entire building. A 1200 sq ft house in queens runs 1.1 million. A whole apartment in Brooklyn for 800,000? No. That’s the cost of one apartment in the building. Not the building itself. 

Racism is a mental illness in and of itself. Becky’s “autism” has nothing to do with it. Does her autism compel her to bask in white hate social media all day? Of course I had an “autistic” black friend that let over privileged white assholes at his school convince him to rub his own piss on his face to clear his

Autistic people scare me. I should call the boys in blue on her. That’s kosher right? 

Fuck I could be autistic. I feel like it sometimes. The 80s didn’t have good measures for identifying it (unless it was severe) nevertheless, when I give in to racist bullshit it’s not autism. It’s programmed language taught by my racist family and it’s base and illogical. I don’t want to be racist, but I am

The first sentence really says it all doesn’t it?

I always just called it space Pocahontas.