Birds and glass ceilings are an accident waiting to happen.

Agreed on the fight scenes, they are mostly garbage.

Unfortunately, we give cops extraordinary powers in the pursuit of crime. Don’t let him in the house and he breaks in claiming you were about to destroy evidence. Then he arrests you and you have - at best - massive inconvenience. Don’t give him the evidence and he tears up your entire house looking for it. Don’t give…

“He’s dead, Jim!”
“Have you tried turning him off and on again?”

Or Trump is trying to figure out how to pull off a “Weekend at Bernie’s” style plan with her corpse for the next 6 years.

Also, I’m fucking amazed that these people let cops into their house without a warrant, dug through their own trash to give them evidence, AND provided them with identification so they could check for warrants. The proper response would have been to tell Officer Drug Dog to fuck right off and to then call your lawyer.

A Ubisoft rep responded, writing that they would be passing the information along and meanwhile suggesting he try using the game’s general PS4 troubleshooting guide.

You understand what you’re doing here, right? You’re actively working to deny sympathy to the guy that fucked up.

Everyone agrees that he fucked up. That’s not in dispute. What Paul Kinsey is doing is saying, hey, maybe there’s a human reason for doing so, and perhaps this manager isn’t the Antichrist incarnate.

Saying…

Naw, dude, I’m a sucker for guacamole prepared right in front of me.

Come to think of it, some of the most disturbing things I’ve ever seen in a bathroom were in women’s public restrooms.

Have you ever been in a bathroom used only be a woman, let alone one with multiple women? They’re fucking disaster zones.

Your comment reminds me of this article:

Uh, Kree can be Never Nudes, too. #DontDiscriminate

I don’t know how the Kree feel about denim shorts, but if Agents of SHIELD has taught me anything, they LOVE black leather dusters.

Also, stop scraping your chopsticks and using low sodium soy sauce.

None of this was new to me. I didn’t realize this was an issue. I also didn’t realize people were mixing wasabi in their soy sauce... is that actually a thing?

I think the most pointless thing to me is dipping the fish only in the soy sauce, not the rice. Like... what is the difference? Soy sauce is going to taste like…

Why do you people keep falling for this shit?

I think Baby Huey might have pissed his pants a little when he made a move to lay hands on those women and the whole bar basically said, “Oh hell no” and some folks started moving in his direction.

He can’t be proud of her because there never was a White Jesus, ever, anywhere.

Fuck that racist bitch.