I had to stop drinking with friends that’s went to “breweries” that have six IPAs on tap and that’s it. IPA snobs ruined restaurant beer for the last ten years. Maybe I can finally go out again.

I had a server get yelled at because a customers receipt had all her customers White Zinfandel wines labeled as “hooker juice” because the bar liked to fuck around with the POS. I can see it. Kitchen staff can get access to tickets too depending on the POS. Kitchen staff, especially when not included in tips, can get…

I couldn’t make it past papa roach. Haha. Dying.

You hush your mouth about brazil. (It is a bit long winded, at points, but damn)

I’ve beaten it without the game genie back in the 90’s on my NES. Damn that game was unforgiving. Frickin glide bike level.

Maybe if digital game downloads didn’t expect me to pay for the manufacturing and whatnot that never happened (it should be cheaper) I can only have so many games (hard drive space) and everything requires another 80 in internet service to get a day one patch to fix the broken game I shelled out too much money. (To…

Property is theft huh? What kind of computer are you writing this on? Just curious. I think I might redistribute it and some of your office supplies. Do you guys have toner cartridges too?

And that’s how people get killed arrested and more when you sell your rights to be “nice”

Not too dimish other people’s comments (especially minorities, who simply go through hell trying to find a good not even great stylist); but getting your hair done as a thick cropped, but thin haired white man ain’t no easy task (if you want to look good). Most high end salons shove some pretty girls boobs onboard my…

Eh, Caesar salad is fine. I like to see them make it. I know I’m not being screwed and served dressed up vinegar parm. And it’s arguably far less offensive then a pressed duck or anything involving a match. I’m not gonna expect it from a bistro or a Coney Island diner but I’m pretty sure it should be at the top, not…

Okay, you do get it.

You’ve never been ina ladies bar bathroom. I’ve never dealt with anything close in the men’s but piss on the floor, unless a toilet legitimately malfunctioned. But even the most whiskey soaked jalapeño popper diarrhea pales in comparison to scrubbing used tampons off vertical mirrors, splattered about like some…

My only take away from any of this is “people can’t touch their own backs? 52%? Do people not have elbows or something?”

I get it. Kid doesn’t have arms. It’s still fucking gross.

No they didnt

Witness, MGSV, Superhot, the bulk of the assassins creed franchise, All in the last few months. I haven’t had to buy a game in a year. And a fair number of FTP games like Path of Exile. I couldn’t love it more.

A guy blew up a Michigan school in the 1920’s killing many people.

People are going to use what’s offered. Businesses are going to use what’s cheapest. I agree with the sentiment but if every citizen in Michigan cut down on their water usage by 75% it won’t matter because ONE water company takes more in a day then the states people use in a week. The amount of co2 burned in personal…

Which is great, but ultimately meaningless (and quite a bit of work on your end) since industry will not stop.

You write for a food blog and yet your sushi etiquette reads white person in middle school. Like I’m seriously embarrassed for you.