Is this really journalism? People are bitching about playing a pay to play game for free? That’s literally the business model here folks. If you don’t wanna pay, you got to have patience. If you can’t afford either, you can simply play something else. It’s not a trick. It’s not surprising. Giving people a forum for…

They really don’t wanna render unto caesar either.

“Walk on the other side of the mall from the blacks cause they’ll rob you, don’t use public restrooms cause you’ll get the aids from the gays, don’t disrespect the lord and BEES, SWEET JESUS, BEES!” -Wise Aging Grandma

He’s just stealing a twenty year old bit from Eddie Izzard, (Awesome like a hot dog), no one ever mentions that.

Timothy McVeigh is smiling today.

Just remember, we didn’t screw it up as Democrats. The electoral college has screwed us. The electoral college allows this to happen (along with a jury rigged surpreme court). Democrats haven’t “lost” an election since before Bill Clinton. Hillary’s votes were 3 million higher then the pumpkin kings. Fucking…

Mean ole’ Mr. Clouds. Fuck em.

It’s almost scary right. I did the same with social media. I don’t miss it. Haven’t done much productive either, but my fallout saves are quite impressive.

And yet you’re both smug and dismissive.

Definitely not cause they’re the galactic “master race” that sounds oddly like like Aryan. Then that they all become blonde haired and blue eyed. I’m sure it has absolutely nothing to do with some cultural hardon for nazis. Definitely not like they supported hitler or anything. Yeah. No. It’s probably just labor…

20 dollars can barely get you two value meals.

You’re not even a tool, you’re like the bag the other tools hang out in. someone actually has the audacity to point out a fair lack of integrity and you’re response is a juvenile fuck you. Guy didn’t even swear. Suck my ass you fuck.

the enthusiasm in that photo is contagious.

“Despite all their rage, the smashing pumpkins are all showing their age”

Two old games.

They could just stop making carts that are too small for modern games like everyone else did 20 years ago. Also this is he company that makes you repurchase Nintendo games at 15 a pop when you’ve already purchased them on THEIR online platform. MS don’t do that shit

“To the mattresses” “Vig Dicks” “One, Two right in the kisser” “The Sopranals”

Hey, this sucks. It ain’t just black people though. As a white teenager I had to get into a fight with the barely English speaking Indian employees at a 7-11 who called the cops on my shoplifting of a bagel. Fun fact, 7-11's (at least in Detroit, at the time) DIDNT SELL BAGELS. The cops still gave me hard a time for…

A peacock tried to rape menonce at the Detroit zoo. True story. Where’s my emotional support Jezebel?

My takeaway as a man is that when she actually said no, he stopped. My reflection on all Men v. Women is just fucking tell us what you want already so we can do it. “Non verbal cues” are non existent to most men. An actionable premise is far more likely to have impact than a “non verbal cue”. It’s almost impossible…