My bestie made me an iPod playlist called (Pie-pie) Pops One Out. Sample songs included “push it”, “misery business”, “ring of fire”, etc. It was delightful and kept my mind off of the fact I had to push a watermelon out of my hooha. Definitely recommend.

LUSH is my version of heaven. Except dogs would be greeting me at the entrance and handing me a basket to hold all the smelly goodness I wanted. Oh, and everything was free (love their products, but fuck some are a wallet buster).

LUSH is my version of heaven. Except dogs would be greeting me at the entrance and handing me a basket to hold all…

In 1973 the Washington Post won a Pulitzer Prize for its coverage of Watergate.

I was hoping the cop would pepper spray her. Much better ending.

I was hoping the crowds were protesting Kendall Jenner.

Yeah, but PEPSI. Only a Kardashian would be a fake advocate for a non-descript cause while promoting pop. For money.

Honestly, crap like this is what Kendull and the rest of the Insta-duds should be doing. They have no place in high fashion.

No matter what, George is my hero, and I will miss his music, his beautiful smile and he will live on as a beacon of light for lovers everywhere. Thank you George. Now Rest in Peace.

This is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve seen all day, and I refresh my news alerts. Fuck Pepsi, fuck the Kardashian people, fuck this gross appropriation of significant moments in political culture.

One of the things many straight people don’t seem to understand is the difficulty of simply meeting other queer people and finding casual-ish interaction back then. There just weren’t a lot of places, even in big cities, to engage in behavior that among straights would simply be called looking for a one-night-stand.

Wow, I’d forgotten that he wasn’t officially Out until 1998.... Back in the early - mid 80s in his Wham days, we just took it as granted. Even if you were 13 with no gaydar yet, you could still see it from space.

“TRUMP SOLD AMERICA AND OUR ALLIES TO RUSSIA” is your easily understandable sentence.

That needs to be the picture we use for all future stories.

A family member, who is a big Trump supporter, accused me of being over-privileged in that I have time to follow the news. He was annoyed when I started to sketch the details of this Nunes debacle, cutting me off sharply with ‘...the fact that you know so much about it goes to show you’re living on easy street,…

The GOP owns this rancid clown and everyone associated with him. McConnell and Ryan thought that they could operate Trump like some kind of marionette so they decided to play ball with him, and here we are, going to hell.

I’m hoping for a firing squad at dawn.

Today’s tweet assessment: apparently the first two line up to within seconds to identical topics presented on Fox News. Still, I think he is dictating those, not typing himself. The last one is pretty obviously not him: can you actually imagine him using the phrase ‘on behalf of?’ He only does things on his own behalf.

Not soon enough.

When do these people start going to jail?