Oh God please don’t let this be fake news. I heard about this on NPR on the way home about an hour ago. Please let this be the “thing” that kicks his ass out of our life’s for fucking ever. PLEASE!

I 100% believe this to be true. Case in point: my mother who until recently thought that being on gchat meant people could ACTUALLY SEE HER. Not to be ageist, but the people in our society who don’t understand how computers work tend to be the same age group who overwhelmingly voted for trump based on shit they saw on…

Because woman?

No one ever said she was the brightest sparkle of gold leaf.

I agree. I love that she wrote at 17 (or something more?) season series about the members of *NSYNC. Hilarious and what great practice for meting an author later in life. I think it also goes to show that for more diversity in casting, you need more diversity in creators, the success of get out is a great example that…

It really does go too far. Because only one of them is assured of health insurance in the event.

Don’t worry, the nanny took the baby away as soon as the camera clicked.

Yep. My mother has MS, and even with her disabled placard for her car, she still got dirty looks for parking in handicapped spots, and on one occasion got to listen to a woman tell her daughters that she was probably drunk when she lost her balance and fell. The vast majority of people are courteous and accommodating,…

King Tut would look around the tower and think

I’m good with babies because they (and their mothers) can’t help the crying and they will eventually fall asleep.

“Undocumented immigrant with anchor baby” - mixed media and shit tons of gold Krylon

When you’re an escort model/princess, locked in a gold tower, all of your fantasies have to be played out inside. And when you’re the richest, most famous woman in America (and Slovenia), it’s only fitting that you push a gold sequin baby carriage, replete with its own Swarovski mobile, around the most tacky
spectacula…

Ugly decor aside, and it is very hard to ignore, why is she holding the baby and pushing a pram? On shiny stone floors, in stilettos?

People have sympathy for drug addicts, but not for rich celebrities who can’t be bothered to walk outside or get their nicotine fix without smoking.

$$$$$$$$$$$ and anti-choice Supreme Court judges.

If you made a Venn diagram of Christians and Trumpsters, “Dumb White Motherfuckers” would be dead-center.

Look, even before the NYC indoor smoking ban, you couldn’t smoke in the fucking. Metropolitan. Museum. of Art.

I have had severe asthma attacks just by having to sit near people who have come back inside from smoking.

Yup. You say “Glamorous”, I say “tacky assholes who weren’t raised right”

When I see celebs smoking in paparazzi photos and I’m always kind of disappointed in them. I’ve heard they all smoke because smoking helps you stay thin, but you can also stay thin for your career the healthy way by hiring a chef and a personal trainer, all of which these Met gala attending people probably have the…