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n other J Lo news, she’s reportedly being sued by a custom hoverboard company for not holding up her end of a promotional deal.

Counterpoint: Al Franken!

So Hillary Clinton is the reason that his daughter can work for him.

So what is her official title? Minder of the Presidential Dad? Chief of Anti-Sundowning? Fluffer? The fuck we call her?

I don’t see daughter-wife listed anywhere in that statute. Loophole!

He’s already spent 100x that salary for personal things like keeping his wife and kid in New York and clubbing around Florida.

Donald Trump was elected to the presidency, not his children. He clearly represented that his children would not be involved in government, as they would be busy running the not-at-all blind trust. Also, see nepotism laws clearly spelled out elsewhere in the comments.

Tiffany doesn’t give him a boner. He’d know.

I am so FUCKING sick of Dipshit Donald and his whole goddam family.

Of those eligible to vote only 23% voted for Trump. The majority of those who voted (25% of eligible voters) voted for NOT trump.

I thought there was a federal hiring freeze?

Here’s a test - Let’s swap out Tiffany for Ivanka one day and see if her can tell the difference.

I KNOW, RIGHT??? Watching several of his public events, I’ve actually felt the hair on the back of my neck tingle, all “Oh, there’s grandma (and to a lesser extent Grandpa)”. In my family, it’s one of my aunts who is The One Who Can Handle Them So Is Considered Totally Off the Hook for All Other Responsibilities and

As someone with aging parents, Trump’s sundowning symptoms is as clear as fucking day. 

Trump would become, as her attorney put it, the president’s “eyes and ears,”

I am sorry, but you simply can’t use Trump and ethics in the same sentence.

Everyone involved knows but just can’t outright say the deal was she gets to have as much power and stick her thumb in as many pies as she likes because she’s the only one who can handle her dad when he’s sundowning, right?

And vacation with Wendi Deng, and hang out in Azerbaijan

Just watch this shit get normalized... This means she gets security clearances and still gets to jet-set around to Aspen and perhaps internationally. How the fuck is this ok?