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Her recent A Blocks on this stuff have me feeling that we’re just starting to tug at the loose threads that are going to unravel a conspiracy of such Byzantine complexity that it’s going to be months of stunned speechlessness as the whole rotten edifice comes crashing down. I am so looking forward to it.

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This opening statement from Adam Schiff lays out pretty clearly how fucked up Trump’s ties are to Russia

He was also accused by Ukrainian officials of hiring a gang of thugs to attack U.S. Marines training in Ukraine as part of an international military exercise.

You would wish those hackers who go around finding nude pics of celebs would instead put their minds into uncovering political corruption instead.

A lot of them moved to the White House unfortunately, including Ivanka who has no official role but an office in the West Wing.

Do we have an extradition treaty with Ukraine?

They’ve been a joke since a B-movie actor became President.

“Plotting.”

Just let that sink in.

“Dad and Trump are literally living in the same building and mom says they go up and down all day long hanging and plotting together.”

I can’t believe these buffoons managed to get that shitstain elected. Idiots, top to bottom.

We need you around, يا قلبي.....

I became an addict after years of abusing alcohol and drugs (especially opiates) to self medicate for my undiagnosed bipolar disorder. I hit rock bottom more times than I could count, lost my job, ended up in the hospital....getting help was the hardest and best thing I’ve ever done.

You’ve got a whole lot of cheerleaders on here if you want them. Addiction is a bitch and it can help if you have an army to help fight it. I hope you’re ready to seek help soon.

I don’t know what this is, but that man’s buns are mesmerizing.

“Apparently there exists a sex tape of Mischa Barton somewhere out there. It’s being shopped around to various pornography operations.”

Still, it’s good news.

Just like Geraldo Rivera with the empty vault.

I refuse to learn another Nazi’s name, so I will just say, I hope they murder each other and nothing of value will be lost.

These are the sorts of things that make me want to go full prepper and go disappear into the woods with my kid. Then I remember neither one of us will be able to survive without tv/internet and I won’t be able to survive without Ben and jerrys.

you beautiful bastard