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A little aside the main point, but when I was growing up we moved into a house that had been wallpapered in entirely bicentennial themed wallpaper. Weirdest decor you could imagine, Uncle Sam repeated in the dining room, the whole shebang. My parents removed so much wallpaper, but never got around to the back half of

There’s so much ignorance about the very good resources avaliable that show teachers how to teach these things well, ignorance about the importance of history and the difficulty in teaching empathy.

The way history is taught to kids is such bullshit. I’m overseeing a student and they happen to be teaching them about the American revolution. It’s all patriots this and loyalists that, some people didn’t want to pay taxes to some other place overseas, etc. How about the fact that they would have had to give up the

In a few years when it starts making her look old/tired instead of edgy/brooding.

Since I got laid off a few weeks ago, I’ve gone from ‘professional face’ (primer, foundation, powder, all the eye stuff, etc)to maybe a swipe of powder and mascara before I leave the house. I still clean and moisturize, but my 35-year-old skin has never looked better.

My local police blotter had a guy arrested with the name Evil Knevil Lastname (using lastname to protect the “innocent”). Even more ridiculously this person has siblings named John Wayne, Tammy Wynette, Roy Rodgers, Dale Evans, Gene Autrey, and Loretta Lynn. I am not making this up.

It helps that her skin is flawless and she’s so stunningly beautiful without makeup.

“I’m gonna marry that baby.” BARFFFFFFFFFFF

Agreed. The lead singer of No Doubt seemed like a pretty cool chick, but Gwen Stefani, connoisseur of Asian women... not so much.

I always assumed Kristen’s relationship with Rob was a PR stunt and nothing more.

Eeee. That name brings to mind angry wet cheese.

the world is big enough to hold multiple geniuses, wc.

I guess Pilot Inspektor is worse than Moxie Crimefighter(Penn Jillette’s kid), but it’s gotta be neck and neck.

There aren’t words to cover the RAGE I felt reading his little note. Nope.

Shit offspring come from shit parents. The Drumpf family has been sketch AF since it first landed on our shores.

No. Let’s move on and call them compulsory birthers. It draws a picture.

ORRRRRR...we pay him EXTRA to ONLY play golf and do no presidenting whatsoever. I’ll throw in $5 for that offer.

“Planned Parenthood, offering abortions to Trump mistresses for over 40 years”

I agree. Especially since “pro life” seems to actually mean “pro life until you’re born, then you’re on your own, kid”.

I’d like to abort Trump.