Since abortion access isn’t under attack where I live currently, I set my Amazon Smile to my home state, Oklahoma, because, damn, do they need it.

This is a reality in most states, now.

Fuck Ken Paxton.

Does it come with an insulin chaser?

In other good news, Good Governor Terry Mac in VA vetoed a bill to defund Panned Parenthood in the Commonwealth.

What if we killed Chris for 5 lives, and killed Trumpasaurus to make up for the lives lost? Everyone will be better off, the five that died not so much, but 2 assholes down, 1,000,000,000 to go.

Can the entire population of the planet file a restraining order against Chris”shitstain”Brown?

Do they have to be innocent? What if you lined up Chris, next to, Dr. Luke, John Mayer, Stephan Miller, and President- Unearthed Dinosaur Fossil?

as a lawyer who is usually on the defense side of employment discrimination suits, and who also thinks that sometimes people are just assholes and it’s not about gender/race/whatever: GIRL SUE THEM.

Oh PLEASE let there be a tech bubble burst. I would love nothing more than for those snide, vapid, useless motherfuckers in Silicon Valley to have to do actual fucking work for money.

It also has a built in deep-fryer.

or just moon him

So she’s basically the face of “the only moral abortion is my abortion?

The countdown to the police state has ended, “3, 2, 1, and........”

Starred for “Dolt45". I love it.

You have to ask?

I am a freaking Austrian citizen and I can see the Pinocchio noses of those talking about protesters causing “soil erosion” from across the freaking big pond, and more clearly than Sarah Palin ever saw Russia from her back porch.

Perhaps they should conduct an internal investigation to determine the identity of the renegade agents that sabotaged a Presidential election instead of harassing peaceful protestors. Or, they could investigate the neo-Nazi, right-wing groups that are sending bomb threats to Jewish community centers, synagogues and…

I’m not surprised; she threw the christening party for the baby and she sent her a gift for Christmas and her birthday every year until she died. My mom’s friend had stopped working for her years before but Margaret Hamilton never forgot her or her daughter.

Get out of here. You know that the Munchkins are not sending their best and brightest. The Munchkins are sending rapists and criminals. They’re bringing problems with them. They’re bringing drugs, and they’re bringing crime. And a few Munchkins, I assume, are good people.