Dear GOP:

Ugh, I’m on the pill and cannot WAIT TO HAVE THIS EXPENSE ADDED TO MY ROSTER.

Four months ago, I would cheerfully, blissfully, and enthusiastically said, “AND I AM HERE TO BE THE ONE TO DROP THIS KNOWLEDGEBOMB ON YOU, DR. DOUCHECANOE.”

But this time, I just fixed him with a withering stare and said, “If I could get my hands on a thousand dollars at a time without major suffering, my husband and…

Yeah, your doctor sounds like kind of a dick, to be honest.

You’d think all that education would make them ... more aware. Maybe you wouldn’t think, but you would wish.

I have 1 year and 2 months left on mine (I tried to schedule a replacement as soon as the cheeto won but my math was off). Why are people who are so anti abortion also anti birth control? And then don’t want any welfare to help take care of the baby.

YUP i got mine January 24th.

Exactly. This pisses me off because they act like it’s only the slutty-slutty-slut-mcsluts that use BC (which, hey, not wrong by me) and ignore that there are also millions of married women, or women who need it for medical reasons, who need BC.

A friendly reminder that the GOP plans are hostile towards families and children. They want to increase unwanted pregnancies and then to deny women any methods of family planning and then prosecute and jail them when they exercise their bodily autonomy.

We need to stop playing into the GOP narrative that we want free birth control. Under the ACA, we get birth control covered at 100% by our insurance, but we pay for the insurance. It’s not a handout. It’s simply requiring insurance to provide a benefit that the overwhelming majority of women need.

Trump’s next executive order will probably be to outlaw tampons and pads and exile the dirty women to menstrual tents designed by Ivanka.

He probably gets his nice, orange tan from eating Cheetos and watching Finding Dory; if all else fails, he probably gets his self-tanner from Boehner.

“Is that Koolaid orange or red?”

Also, I really wish people who have never been to a warzone (or a former warzone) stop throwing the Bosnia story at Hillary’s face. Civilians who are exposed to high-risk environments are known to create memories of events that simply never happened. She was told in a security briefing prior to landing that they were…

I know we are supposed to help build each other up as women, but she makes me want to smash her face in.

Just read the Trump troll comments on that thread (or maybe don’t). They’re all, “you’re a loser, cry in your safe space.”

Instead that the AT&T(?) and Softbank merger? They were super excited about this in Japan while I was living there (moved back here last summer). That was in the works long before Trump was interested in US Japanese business relationships.

It’s so mean. So pointlessly petty and ungracious and arrogant and cruel and small. Really, really small.

♫ They came in like a wrecking ball...♫

Eric looks like the guy you try to lure back into your country so you can try to match his DNA with samples found at a crime scene.