I’d be too terrified of Sharon to be the woman Ozzy cheats with. You know she’ll mess you up.

If I was married to a swimmer, I’d demand he be shirtless most of the time.

yup that’s exactly what im saying.

I am ready for the Beckhams to become our supreme overlords. It’s time. Down with the Kardashian-Jenners.

(Hangs head) Yes Ma’am.

I took a great calculated risk in making this joke (which I did, as you say ironically) and since it offended you, I’m genuinely sorry. I overestimate f my wokeness and I will consider that in the future. I genuinely love this forum and the people in it so I will do better.

I’ve gathered you’re quite popular around here, so I’m probably going to get my ass handed to me for even asking you this, BUT:

Literally the first thing I thought of when I heard this story yesterday was Bob’s Burgers.

Starred for referencing a bezoar!

Louise Belcher is going to be so pissed.

I can arch a brow like a champion, and boy did it drive my kids nuts when I’d just look at them, arch that brow and say nothing.

I don’t think it’s a desire for payback, per se. Just, if you’re one of the last ones to get married and the novelty has worn off for those in your social circle, you do get the proverbial short end of the stick. People should be just as excited for YOU as they were for the first friend in the circle to get married.…

Getting to payback from their comment is a huge stretch.

I guess it’s fitting that the comments here are already as much of a judgy shitshow as they were on I Thee Dread. (Also, I’m planning a wedding now, and I’m really sorry that blog is dead.)

just stopping by to say RIP i thee dread

I’m currently planning my wedding, and as the last of my friends to get married (I’ve been a VERY good sport time and time again as I have spent thousands on bachelorette parties, showers, weddings, gifts, etc) c’mon now...let me have my time to enjoy and celebrate! No need to hate on other people’s happiness! Sheesh.

That’s going to be terrific! So edgy that the cat fundraiser is going to do it as an all white version....

Sure, Alexander was great, but George is still my favorite Hamilton.

Counterpoint: She is a professional entertainer, and this entertained me.