Also Lauren, using the one image that Amanda Bynes had issues with that sent her into a body dysphoric shame spiral seems a little unnecessarily cruel, no?  

Thanks for this.

No, I get it.  But I don’t think that’s what they should be doing. 

I love some of the work in courts that the Satanist have done over past couple of years.

Their spirit will live on at least twice a month when I come home drunk and make this for dinner.

Yeah, sometimes we forget Utah=mormon.  Each and every time.  It’s the laziest, stupidest joke around.

Maybe they were expecting Black-Eyed Peas Fergie and someone’s wires got crossed.

Both of them have always struck me as pleasantly dim? They seem well matched IMO. Love is alive!

“Perrloom”, rhymes with heirloom.

“Ploom”? I think the collective noun you are looking for is “Blerry.”

The movie Eagle Eye was ahead of its time.

Deadspin, a sports blog that I’ve only read once. Unfortunately, I forgot that no one at that site has ever had sex before, so none of them knew what I was talking about.

Same here.

I know! How could they be expected to focus on their own work! They're only future doctors, pharmacists, dentists, and researchers you know!

It’s very, very hard for me to push past my immediate reaction of “this is what you get for going to such a fucked up school.” I am trying.

Honestly, just the fact that this I issue escaped the Mormon Corridor warms my cold, dead exMormon heart a little. I hope they’ll change things (although their track record with change sucks) bit I’m glad more people know what happens at God’s “chosen” school.

You’re 100% right and I retract my nomination

She’s a God damn treasure. And as she gets older her delivery just gets better. She has the most creative, and unique articulation of just about any female actor I can think of. Look at how that plays out in something as silly as Drunk History.

So.. you’re telling me we could have had TASSELS?!

Dear Bobby Finger,