You’re spot on about Bledel. I found Rory to be totally insufferable by the end, and it seems Bledel kept with that trajectory. Then she married a man who could pass as her fraternal twin brother and that was it. Her spirit animal is a polo shirt.

I love gilmore girls...but as Bledel seems to lose more and more charisma with each passing year. Her role in Mad Men could have been better played by a well shaped potato.

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“We” don’t laud Polanski and Allen. Not us, not here.

Soooooo, why do we laud Polanski and Allen while demonizing Cosby? The question wasn’t answered. Every Hollywood liberal practically drools over Allen on a regular basis. They still line up to act in his films, and they defend him like hell. Didn’t Cate Blanchett just win an Oscar for acting in an Allen film? Why…

Okay, but the stark, piercing terror of realizing you’re stuck in a piece of clothing or you can’t get it on correctly is real. You haven’t felt shame until you have to plaintively caterwaul for help from the super cheerful fitting room attendant because you’re trapped in a dress. I’m sorry, Anthropologie sales girl.…

For their part, the Union County School district maintains that the subject of the photograph is not the problem, rather their objection is to Arthur’s improper supervision of her private property.

That is the most amazing little tidbit of information about Kirk Cameron I’ve ever read.

A girl from a modest financial background reporting a rape by a multimillionaire to the police. LOL.

Okay fair enough, but writing this without smelling salts was a challenge and I’m not responsible for any errors

No one noticed!

Well he sounds like an ass!

I’ve lost 18 pounds in 6 weeks and I could say its because I stopped eating like a pig but the reason I stopped eating is because Zoloft is the best thing ever and now I sleep more than 2 hours a night and I don’t have a stress tiger living in my chest or a nest of confusion snakes in my brain.

I stopped putting my food in troughs, still fat. WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?!

Maybe he'll put it on the Hamilton mixtape?

No, sorry, just my own weird sense of humor. Alexander Hamilton didn’t actually get an abortion.

I mean, the Federalists did distrust the general populace enough to keep even landless white men from voting. Folks like Adams referred to democracy derisively as “mobocracy” and a “leveling spirit.” That’s why we have the electoral college, after all. But fuck trying to live our lives in the mold of elite men who…

*looks in mirror at self, notices unplucked eyebrows, hairy legs, dress from old navy, suspiciously dark upper lip hairs, chewed on nails and 25 extra pounds* *shrugs*

That’s why she’s so lively an colorful.

Well, Black Ken’s in there.