...and not a one of those senators who stayed home touched a shovel or vacuum cleaner.

Honestly, I think it’s because as a female you are worried you’ll be judged if you don’t show up. Dudes just take for granted that they can stay home when they are sick, their kid is sick, or it’s dangerous to travel.

If my boobs looked as great as the girl in the denim blue jeans and long hair, I would walk around topless all day.

Oh man if we are doing that then you should know my safeword is pineapple

They were also required to hire an “anti-profiling consultant.”

“‘So I went on and later met and married another woman, a good woman, who helped my mixed up head get straight’”

She sounds like she’s making a pretty solid argument for veterans to be denied access to guns.

Your joke is so spot on that it hurt my soul when I read it.

“yourq [sic] amazing”

God I wish twitter had been around in the 90s. JTT and I would have been so cute together.

. . . okay? I think you may have been confused by Ms. Swift’s highly subtle use of irony.

Probably to cover up rape allegations.

Yesterday I stumbled upon the fact that Martin Shkreli and Lin Manuel Miranda attended the same high school at the same time.

“sick beat” is already taken

Undercovers Under Covers: Uncovered

You marry one.

A slave who smiles at his child or looks happily at a blue sky is a different thing from “the only thing that put a smile on Hercules’ face was when Lady Washington walked into the kitchen” (approximate quote). The book shows slaves taking pleasure in their masters’ happiness as if that was their purpose in life. It’s…

I don’t mean this snarkily at all, but I bet most people’s favorite show is the one that aired when they were 18-20 years old.

Really? Does no one understand sarcasm on this site?