Except that The Hunger Games already exists with a male lead, under the title of Every Other Action Movie Ever Made: Parts XXI-DCLXVI.

Me rn

Hey he is just stating THE FACTS. Show me the horse that directed that movie! SHOW ME.

Anthony, Anthony, Anthony. I thought you were safe. I need Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan to keep their mouths shut about anything important, they’re practically the only Avengers I have left.

This is why I could never enter politics. Being grilled for hours by a bunch of hostile white male Republicans would enrage me from go and I would be unable to keep from using the words “fucking assholes” in my testimony.

34-year-old, single, one cat, making pizza for dinner...high AF.

37-year-old, photographer, married 15-years, mom of three.

This is pretty much why I would never be a celebrity assistant, even though celebrities call me like every day BEGGING me to do it.

I am SO freaked out and paranoid about the CIA. I read CIA and was like, EVERYTHING IS A LIE. I don’t even need to know what the everything is, if the CIA is involved it is ALL A LIE.

Man, the CIA must really want him to be in deep cover.

Do you see her stomach?? Flaunt it, girl

The blood of the vanquished.

(Or, fuck it, anytime.)

You take that shit back about Pitch Perfect. I won’t have it. I will not have it, sir.

Shit, if we’re being honest, I’d do it for $1 mil. Call me, Hollywood.

Don’t they both pretty much hate the product, but did it just for the sweet sweet piles of monies? That’s the impression that I get.

Puffy sleeves!

*whispers* I don’t really like it...It’s ugly...

Crazy Ira was her college boyfriend. Or maybe when she was in her 20s. Anyway, they dated for quite awhile, which I didn’t know until I read Yes, Please.