we get it, you're very cool

Isn’t Garden State also that movie where one of the aesops, if you will, was “hey, you don’t need to take your medicine if you’re suffering from mental health issues. That stuff just weighs you down, man!”

You know what? I liked Garden State and I kind of loved the soundtrack. You know what else I liked? (500) Days of Summer.

To be fair, Broad City should make everyone feel bad about everything. It’s what I desperately wanted Girls to be and boy did that turn out poorly.

That is very compassionate, thank you. I sort of ignored the whole fact that she is a victim when I blacked out and saw red at what she was saying.

Chrissy Hynde, I doubt you’re reading this, but...it wasn’t your fault.

Deputy Farnam enjoying the sunshine on his day off.

As a recovered anorexic, I feel the same way. Get away from me with your gluten free, no carb nonsense!!!

As a recovered bulimic, I’d much rather hear a silly joke about it than read about my friends Fitbits or their clean eating plans or their Shake-ology lifestyle.

Was the kid Wednesday Adams? Or maybe not paying attention to you at all as you talked about death camps?

Good place to share my two favorite tweens in museums stories...

This is going to make me sound like a total philistine, but (in most, but admittedly not all cases), a print or even a high-quality digital reproduction of a painting is just as good as the real thing for my barbarian eyes.

As a formerly clumsy kid and a currently clumsy adult, I’m just over here like

When I was a kid my mom and aunt took me for dinner at a very posh and famous restaurant. My mother sent me to the bar for matches (ah the 80’s) and as I was running to get them I ran right into an ice bucket containing an absurdly expensive bottle of champagne of course. I started sobbing, but the restaurant manager…

Knitter here! *raises hands holding addi turbos* I <3 lanolin! And sheep!

Lol, fellow knit/spin/weaver here and I buy straight lanolin from the organic market because it is the only thing that repairs my hands from climbing so that I can play with my yarny things.

We could talk about lanolin together, it’s great for your skin, sheeple!

Sheepsplain? Ugh fuck ewe

But sheep-grease is what makes sheep’s wool so amazing!! It makes it water-resistent, it helps keep the wool warm even if it’s wet! That’s why fishermen used to wear sweaters made from wool with all or most of the lanolin still on it. Plus it’s actually really great for dry/cracked skin (like fishermen had!).

I’m a…

I grew up with urban sheep (dogs) and when I first encounterd a backwoods country-ass sheep (sheep) I learned the following Sheep-Lesson that should be shouted from the rooftops.