Those signs were written in the bronian language. They actually translate into English to read as follows;
Of course there’s a lifted truck in the picture. Of course. Nothing screams male insecurity more than a lifted truck. And those signs.
Fred Dobry, Sigma Nu’s national Director of Risk Reduction suggested that Sigma Nu members who live in the house were not responsible for the banners outside of their house. He tells Jezebel, “Sigma Nu Fraternity is investigating this matter, and based on what we know at this point, Fraternity members at ODU are not…
Seems like Fraternities around the US will not rest until they are all disbanded and no longer allowed to exist. That is perfectly fine with me.
god why do people enjoy themselves in public when I’m trying to be a cranky mccrankster
Excuse me Madam, but I am a very important, monocled businessman and your revelry is disturbing me while I’m reading important business reports!
I’ve been on this wine tour. It’s literally 2 hours of crazy drunk white ladies tripping on pills.
Okay seriously I have been to Napa Valley and although I’ve never been on the wine train, literally every single place in Napa is white women getting drunk and being loud. Every where. Even French Laundry. And that place is hoity toity af.
To the lowly soldiers making an honest living with their bodies and their lives it’s not about an “industrial complex.” It’s a way toward financial security, a guaranteed meal, a roof over your head, braces on your childrens’ teeth, and a college education if you want it.
I’m an Alpha Phi. I don’t know what bothers me most, the ridiculousness of how this chapter only seems filled with thin beautiful blonds, the overuse of the slo-mo, or the fact that they have a lake nearby to frolic in. (it’s the first one. but I am jealous of the lake.)
I used to work with a woman who had nerve issues in her face, and they put her on anti-seizure meds for it. We all noticed a MARKED difference in her. She was confused easily, forgot how to do something she had done a million times, would randomly stop mid sentence because she couldn't remember the word she was trying…
She has brain damage: deal with it.
This happened to me. And I DID get confronted about it.
Right? It’s like “come hang out at my posh bel-air mansion” and I’m just like “ugh god Jen kill me now”
On the other hand, she apparently has a lady posse who she takes on all expense paid trips all the time because she wants company while she gets drunk on the beach. I think I could deal with a constant state of impending wedding in exchange for free vacations.
What a drag it must be to be Jennifer Aniston’s friend. You pretty much have to go to her house every time she invites you over just in case this time it really is her secret wedding.
I like the part where Bono fell off his bike and hurt himself.
i’m enjoying the irony of trump having a viewpoint in line with sharia law