Did anyone go to that guy's website? His headshot on the home page is terrifying. I'm pretty sure he's a serial killer. A black background is NOT a good choice for a guy with the devil's smile.

I read that as fantastic STRIPPER, and I was picturing some kind of freelance stripper situation who shows up to bars and just randomly puts on shows, and the bartenders love it because it brings it business? That probably wouldn't be the worst idea....

I did not realize that Lily Tomlin was gay. I'm sure I'm not the only one who didn't realize this. I wonder how many more stars from the 60s/70s/80s are openly gay, but we just haven't heard much about it.

My dad has always been SUPER inappropriate re: my weight/size (when I gained some weight freshman year of college, he told me I had the "dunlap syndrome, you belly dun lapped over your belt.")

ANYWAY. I went through a really hard breakup about 5 years ago and lost a bunch of weight, but I've always been muscular. When…

My brother was in a bad dirt bike accident, and I moved in with him for a while to help him recover from basically an entirely broken body, as he was stuck in a hospital bed we had installed in his living room.

"Out of respect for her husband" they wouldn't ask her to have intercourse with someone else?

Wait, don't I recall a scene with the older brother and sister in the bathtub from that movie? Or was that another weird movie with incest in it?

I'm literally laughing so hard at that gif, I'm crying.

He has definitely had work done. I live in Utah, and a friend of mine is friend's with one of Osmond's sons. About ten years ago, the son was flying out to CA to go see his dad, and told my friend it was because he was having surgery. When my friend was concerned and asked if his dad was ok, the son said, oh yeah,…

This might not be relevant, but my live-in boyfriend of three years and I first kissed on Halloween. When I was dressed as a zombie prom queen, with a full face of zombie makeup and fake oozing wounds.

It's probably the boobs. Back in the day when I was quite thin, I also had large breasts, and one day at work (I was a restaurant hostess) I wore a dress that showed some cleavage, but also had an empire waist and was very flowy. A couple people I worked with actually asked if I was pregnant, like really? Yesterday I…

Whenever someone tells me to smile, I always want to tell them my mother just died or something equally horrific and then they'll see me smile at the look of embarrassment/shock on their own face.

Oh yeah, his ex is a beast, and unfortunately we aren't free of her, because they have a son. We've been together almost 3 years now, and he is still recovering from all that happened between them, and she is still just so angry and mean which makes it really hard for him. I never knew how terrible divorce can be…

I was lucky and met my dude about 2 months before his divorce was final. He'd been going through it for about 2 years at that point. I'm glad I missed out on all that drama!

Can we talk about donuts? I didn't have a donut on National Donut Day and I feel like I've failed as a human being. I probably need to have like 4 donuts to make up for it.

I think that's part of why the show did so poorly. It was just entirely unbelievable that the talking piece of cardboard was legitimate competition to someone of Hilty's caliber.

Haha, I know! I'm not sure I would have been convinced, but the whole day I had been wearing my Under Armour capris, and those mofos are constantly sliding down because of the fabric, I always spend every workout tugging them back into place. Putting on the Wunder Unders was like a god send!

I don't know, I'm not a big fancy brand spender, but my friend convinced me to try on a pair of the Wonder Under capris, and after wearing Target workout pants for years, I have to say, the Lulu ones really were a million times more comfortable, so I splurged and I wear the one pair all the time.

I'm 30 and my dude is 40, and sometimes I do worry that bf/gf seems...insignificant? because of our ages. But then I think about how those are just words, and who cares what they mean. When I'm talking about him on the internet, I always refer to him as "my dude," but IRL I call him my boyfriend, even though I'd…

I live in Salt Lake City, and I've found that in order to be happy living here, you have to be active in finding your community. It's not like, for example, NYC, where you walk out the door and you are surrounded by culture and all that. You have to seek out the things you want to do. And people who are into skiing,…