I like sweet drinks and was not a fan of beer until about last year. I agree with others on starting with lambics, they are great! One of my other favorites is Shock Top, which is a nice citrus-y beer. Samuel Smith Organic Cider is fantastic as well. It's almost like a sparkling cider, very tasty!

Yeah I don't exactly understand how this would be enforceable. "Are you aborting this baby because it's a girl?" "Nope, definitely not." "Well, ok then, here's your abortion!"

Same here! I can't ever remember actually thinking Santa was a real person, but I loved the story! I always wanted to put out cookies and milk for years, even though I knew he wasn't coming down the chimney to eat them. It was too much fun to stop pretending!

My boyfriend and his ex-wife absolutely hate each other, and I always worry that will happen to us. I commiserate.

Christmas break my freshman year of college: My dad says to me; you have Dunlap syndrome! That means your belly dun'lapped over your belt!

First of all, don't worry about your age! Life happens to us all at different times! It's been my experience that just relaxing and finding ways to really enjoy your life (which it sounds like you do!) bring people into your life that will lift you up. Maybe one of these will be an awesome dude to share your time…

I would suggest getting her a gift certificate to the local yarn store. It might seen impersonal at first, but trying to buy knitting stuff for a knitter you don't know is HARD! She will really appreciate a gift cert, it's my experience (as a knitter) that most like to try and support their local yarn stores, and this…

haha so did I!!! (Except now the hub is back to playing his computer game, since I interrupted him for a little nookie earlier! Aahh marriage!)

I never understand why people who only speak one language get down on people who speak more than one fluently, but with an accent. I had an appt with a new hair stylist yesterday, and she is from Russia, and it was pretty hard to understand her. But she speaks Russian, English, German, and a little French! She's…

She could have avoided all this drama if she'd just used sugardaddy.com instead of Match. This behavior is what is expected there, right? Ladies just looking for a meal ticket?

At least they waited until Thanksgiving was over?

I second the Valet, that was fantastic!

You must be a really generous person. Congratulations on being so much better than everyone.

I was lucky that when I decided to test out my pepper spray, I happened to be outside and sprayed it into a bush, and there was no wind! I had no idea how bad it could have been for me if a breeze came my way!

I like how the girl with the curly hair on the left got so mad at the girl in the middle when she said she felt bad for the girl they threw the balloon at. It's like, Dude! That's not what we agreed on, we agreed to say she knew what she was getting and then changed her mind! You can't say you feel bad for her!

Well, first of all, I don't think it's creepy to compare the types of love. Obviously, they are different, but his point was that his capacity to love his partner would be possibly outweighed by his capacity to love a daughter, and that scared him. I think having a child in general scared him, but a girl in…

When my boyfriend's ex-wife was pregnant, he was afraid they would have a girl. His reasoning? He would be wrapped around her finger the second she was born, and he would be powerless against her for the rest of his life.

When my boyfriend's ex-wife was pregnant with their kid, he was so afraid it would be a girl. When I asked him why he said, "You see how much I love you, can you imagine if I had a daughter? I would be done. I'd be wrapped around her finger the second she was born, and that terrified me."

I remember on an episode of the Newlyweds show with Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey (I know, I'm embarrassed for myself), for some reason they were at a Hooters to eat, and Jessica was snarking on the girls who worked there, and how low class it was to get paid for revealing your body.

Yaayy! Drunk knitting is so fun! (Except for the next day when you have to go through and check for mistakes...)