My SIL’s shower has hands down become a family legend. Brunch theme, hired an omelette man caterer to come and, as you guessed, make omelettes on demand to people’s orders. One of the grandmothers brought out her lovely crystal wine glasses to use for mimosas. Omelette man arrives with an assistant-it’s a young guy…

What did you expect?

That’s what he said.

1. Yes, peppered. Crusted in the stuff. MMMMPH.

You guys (jez journalists) must be really, young, no?

Do you need some water? A cool beverage?

This thread is making me want some bacon-flavored sex.

This was beautiful. Thick sliced, center cut, medium well, unfloppy, smoke that shit if you must but put it on my plate because I’m ready to eat.

Sure seems like it was a bad idea to have Kemp in charge of ensuring the fairness of his own election....

had been suspended because he placed “his hands on a young woman.”

$180 should by you enough popcorn to fill a dump truck.

Dude, as soon as he made the steak I was contorted-face, full on ugly crying until the end. 

yep.....

Hey folks! I just wanted to point out that the fine people at Does the Dog Die? have a comprehensive list of flags regarding various triggers and semi-spoilers for all sorts of red flags that people might care about. If you have specific things that might make a movie a no-go, I’d recommend checking them out.

This has my abuse flags popping all the fuck up. This is a textbook narcissistic thing to do - something “nice” that’s “for” someone else, but executed in a way that absolutely steals focus from her, derails a legitimate accomplishment she’s worked very hard for, all while maintaining this air of plausible deniability…

Loretta Devine in Waiting to Exhale, 1995. 

If only there had been a good guy with a bottle of Yoohoo. 

it woulda been fine had it been white milk.......

Did he know that you actually paid for the tickets or did he think that you scored them for free somehow?

Why would she go to a HBCU and then do this?