MELISSA MCCARTHY WOULD BE PERFECT

I vote for Leslie Jones, and encourage her to require multiple wardrobe changes as part of her deal (you’ll dress her now bitches!). I don’t know why she’d take it though- boring, but maybe I’d watch them instead of highlights on YouTube then next day.

The way I see it, there’s only one option.

Colin Kaepernick.

I said this elsewhere. She's being way safer than the average lady on a dating app

It’s on a scale of New York Times to USA Today.

What’s the rating system for how much self-respect a publication has lost?

Meanwhile a woman is being held in Rikers without bail because she sat on the floor in a public office.

Sounds about White.

Those are the sweetest stars...

This is my very favorite Christmas tradition! I live >2,000 miles away from my parents, and every time I come home for Christmas we do this. (We go to Tim Hortons, get hot chocolate, and drive to the rich part of my hometown. It’s great.)

Lol anger issues (you) or does the punching help (it)?

I'm just throwing this out there; the next Oscar host should be RuPaul.  RuPaul is the one celebrity who can cross political lines.   Lefties love RuPaul; midwest housewives love RuPaul; shit, I bet Ted Cruz loves RuPaul.   RuPaul can bring this fractured country together 

Toe beans!

These Sisters were doin’ it for themselves, amirate?

Hey, it was either staying in the high roller suite at Ceasar’s or the money would go to the pedo priest restitution fund.

i don’t have anything to contribute other than i am going to a party at the edward gorey house museum next wednesday & hope that something truly awful happens!

What an egotistical jerk. I would totally not call him again after the sex.

You’re splitting hairs in a way that makes no sense. Saying that misogynists consider women to be another kind of human who deserves less respect is denying us our humanity.