Genius!
OMG, could you imagine if Obama did it?!?!!? He’s actually funny and Key & Peele could help him out. I’d give my right arm to see a new Luther, Obama’s Anger Translator skit.
What! That is a travesty.
Well, your first mistake was getting fries at KFC! You’re supposed to get mashed potatoes and gravy. SMH.
This happens everywhere, I was a temp at Target HQ. Target is lousy with temps. That way they can make cuts to payroll without having official layoffs that go public and negatively impact their stock price. The working conditions were fine but I got no benefits, vacation or holiday pay etc. In the end I was…
Heck yeah! As long as the bottles fit in the little rest spots, it totally works. I usually get those cheap little green bottles of spices and you just put two in each slot. Both the small and tall Penzey’s bottles work too.
You coworker is correct. Washing the chicken doesn’t actually remove anything and just spreads the chicken bacteria all over your sink and your hands.
Garlic salt and pepper. That’s all you need.
In addition to the regular ones you mentions, I also like Garlic Salt and Lowry’s Seasoning salt.
You need a Spice Stack! They’re the coolest
Works for me!
And what’s in the coleslaw???? That shit is amazingly addictive.
One of those stars was very begrudgingly bestowed.
JESUS CHRIST, THAT’S ME! Holy forking shirt balls, I just had an epiphany.
Problems with your orders are kinda an awesome way to get free food. Last month I ordered a chicken chopped salad that somehow got zero chicken put on it, called and complained and they put a credit on my account. Just had a sampler with bruschetta, chicken bits, cheese bread and mozzarella triangles and it was super…
Please don’t have kids just to get out of corporate life. There are so many other options for happiness out there. I quite my full time 9-5 corporate asshole job in 2011 and haven’t looked back for a second. I got my real estate license and have another part-time job to keep cash coming in on a regular basis. There…
Everybody and their brother is hiring right now, especially if you’ve got management experience. Get somewhere good before the economy goes down the shitter. And as soon as you get something new, I wouldn’t even give them 2 weeks notice, especially if you have vacation time to use up. Tell them you’ve given them…