What kind of “theater person” gets invited to go see freaking HAMILTON – his $500 ticket already paid for, no less! – and acts like it’s nbd??? This behavior is so truly bizarre that I must theorize every possible explanation:

At the end of 2007 I finally paid off all my debt. I was debt free for the first time since the early 90s, and I celebrated by spending $100 on Amazon’s collector’s edition of Tales of Beedle the Bard.

Never forget that letting perfect be the enemy of the good is exactly how we ended up with Agent Orange in the White House.

Politicians should be like cartons of milk and be labeled “Do not use after (this) date”

Bad, but a winner and a successful president.

But was it a dark and stormy night?

Agreed, need some sort of “I’m With Sergey” shirt or whatever.

Yeah, this is the most relatable news story about an attempted murder I’ve read in years.

After dating a bunch of broke, nice but not hot dudes, I am willing to step up, take one for the team, and date Brad Pitt.

This is textbook justification.

I think that the stabbing was uncalled for, but the victim sure as hell should have been expecting something. 

Murder and attempted murder is wrong.

Did I see Jennifer Saunders in a movie as mother??? OMG yes for this only

But what movie are they watching?

This election season, I’d like to thank Bernie Or Bust-ers for the Trump administration. Can you tell the difference between Trump and Clinton yet? Can you?

So a couple weeks ago I found out that the female dog that I found several years ago was not fixed via she had puppies...and they are fcking adorable so here

Back in 1997 I was finishing up college, and nursing a few crushes around town. I accepted a date with a handsome but awkward nerd boy for a Halloween party. I was dressed as Little Red Riding hood. He forgot a costume. The date was dull. Terribly dull. Minutes after my date told me has was a virgin because “he was too…

Replace her with Jane Fonda