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Id be disappointed if Whoopi DIDN'T tell her to fuck herself.

Of all the articles I’ve read today, I can honestly say that this is one of them. 

I’ve been on an AbFab binge for the past few weeks. My girlfriend kind of likes it, occasionally, but isn’t totally into it.

I look forward to sharing a nod with you at Sandals!

I say we all get at least 4 weeks paid leave yearly. Imagine how much healthier everyone would be!

I legit COULDN’T do this. I’m one of the lucky assholes who has 2 weeks paid vacation, all the major holidays, and a week of sick leave per year (I know tons of people don’t get shit), and I still barely make it through the year without going insane. I’m already having a mental crisis because I blew all my PTO for the

I was kinda thinking the same thing. It’s yet another “let’s all rally around the people having weddings and babies and celebrate them!” which gets very old for people who are happily single and childless.

I’m also thinking about the not so happy single childless, like maybe someone who is struggling very hard to start

But also. If people do this, they’re letting their company get away with shitty paid leave policies of their company. You need to demand more, not make sacrifices with less.

Not only did I not give up PTO or agree to work time off so parents could go to kid events, I had a note from my doctor saying it was medically necessary for me to have weekends off.

likewise

Seems to me my employer is more prepared and capable to donate *their* “vacation” time instead.

Nope, I wouldn’t do it either. Absolutely not.

Thank you! while I fully support maternity leave and will lend my support to fixing a broken system, Sheila in accounting isn’t getting my PTO.  She chose to have babies, something I fully respect.  I have chosen to not have babies and go on nice vacations that I save and work hard for.  I’ll buy you a cute onesie

You say selfish bitch (like it’s a bad thing), I say we have healthy boundaries.

[Tennessee Congresswoman Diane] Black said she was “affronted” seeing girls age 10 or 11, she guessed, holding signs with curse words and condoms and tampons taped on them when she attended the women’s march in Washington with her daughters last year.

Probably just the ghost of an unvaccinated child.

Ever get a clear shot on a trip? It’s the best feeling. You blitz along the highway, arrive fresh as a daisy, and joyfully declare “There was NO traffic!” to anyone who will indulge your boasts. It’s the greatest dad feeling there is.

This story has further cemented my decision that 1 kid is enough.

Yeah! fuck those nurses! It costs them exactly 0 effort to address the patient correctly! This story made me so angry aaghhhhhh

Visiting my best friend, just got yelled at in the street: “I LOOOOOVE FAT BITCHES!”