I won’t hold my breath for the father of this child to be questioned on HIS whereabouts and why he wasn’t being responsible in the raising of his own child. 

I was so in love with that sheer white blouse she wears in so many episodes that I made myself a replica:

“Do I look like I hit the gym?” she replied.

Not only was she born into wealth, she was born to someone who was an incredibly successful businesswoman, with parents and siblings with a shit ton of connections to the business, fashion, and beauty world. Literally everything she needed in order to make her business a success, she had. What would be incredible…

I love that he thinks anyone cares that his life is “ruined” or that for some mysterious reason, T Swift was out to get him.

Ofcourse is the best Handmaid’s Tale joke.

Does anyone else read opinion pieces with The Dude’s voice in their head?

I’m sure a woman 10 years from now, weeping over her positive pregnancy test after being raped, will wipe her tears away, take a deep breath, and say “well, at least Brett Kavanaugh went to Yale.”

I think their differing views on feminism and business are that to him, feminism is just a business.

Saw a comment or tweet or something recently that pointed out that forgiving student loans would be the biggest and most effective economic stimulus possible in America.

This is just the first step towards other dystopian game shows like Wheel of Food Stamps, Bowling for Chemo and Who Wants to Get a Kidney Transplant? It’ll be The Running Man before you know it.

I don't know why millennials aren't having children. There must be some reason...

Old family members: So when are you gonna have a baby?

Look around your office today. What if somebody asked you if there were any red flags about Joe from accounting? or Susie from HR?

lol

But not quite in those words. Something like, how wonderful the tailoring of his suit is, to hide his girth as it does.

Well the obvious answer is he lost it all via witchcraft. 

He probably had a bunch of trusts. Trusts remain private and you don’t file those documents unless they become subject of litigation. A lot of wealthy people use trusts in lieu of wills to avoid probate and having to make public their finances and who received what.

Wait, you’re telling me people wear underwear to *bed*?! Seriously?? Gwurl, I only went back to wearing jammies a couple years ago, when my adult daughter moved in, but FFS, you don’t wear anything UNDER those.