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You don’t realize how important sexual compatibility is to a relationship until it is an issue. It’s not that a small penis is inherently a deal breaker, it was a deal breaker for Samantha.

I feel like the author maybe hasn’t seen just how small penises can be.

I feel the same way about John Slattery. Even after he became Roger Sterling, I will always remember him as the guy who likes to get pissed on.

There are a couple actors I will forever remember as their satc roles (jackhammer sex guy, Berger).

I think the Tekserve guy is Aasif Mandvi. He deserves better.

That whole obit is a Minnesota euphemism for “she was a feckless cunt”.

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

Kim Kardishian did it wrong. She should have told Trump that Obama sent this poor old woman to prison because she was overcharged on her taxes.

Trump’s put more thought into his own pending pardon than in Alice Johnson’s.

The same gun lobby that keeps demanding that we enforce the laws that are on the books instead of passing new ones? Okay.

I think I last saw that thing when it was still attached to John Hurt’s face.

thank you, Ian Bremmer

If this doesn’t have you almost in tears, nothing will. The writer of this piece even says “if this scene, and Phillip telling Stan “my whole shitty life you were my only friend, my life was the joke, not yours” doesn’t get Matthew an Emmy, then nothing will.”

He’d rather say nothing than cause more trouble? Because the most important thing about racism is not making a fuss when confronted with it?

Yeah, I don’t get the “dick move” interpretation. I thought he was doing Stan a favor. Should the man spend his entire life being duped? (And yes, Renee is one of them. That little smile when she turns away from watching the FBI clearing the Jennings house.)

Maybe we can have a “Better Call Martha” spin-off. Or one where Henry becomes an Olympic hockey player and people wonder in the final US/Russia game which team he’ll play on.

I thought that was going to be what pushed Stan over the edge as he shot Philip. But I think that by the end, he appreciated the intel.

That scene in the garage was one of the best things I’ve seen on television. When they drove away I literally said, “Did that just happen?”