Oh, they’re going with the “freedom of speech” argument again. I think the USA needs to be shut down for a day and everyone be taught what that actually means.

The CliffNotes for those who need:

I too am impressed with my cats physical prowess.

“guys I did something unforgiveable so do not defend me,”

Least surprising newly-revealed fact? They’re into Ayn Rand. Of course they are.

In Ambien veritas, apparently.

How else do you think these people sleep at night?

i’ve done a NUMBER of drugs in my day. have yet to find the one that chemically alters my morality.

Is she sure that it was Ambien she took, not new Bigotine (available in racist gammon flavour)?

You know that if a big pharmaceutical company can dunk on you, you really screwed up.

“I’m fine,” Jarrett said during an MSNBC appearance on Tuesday (a town hall whose topic was “everyday racism”), where she took the high road in a big way.

So, a joke about turning lies into eyeshadow is a disgusting insult to “a wife and mother” but making racist comparisons and repeating anti-semitic conspiracy theories is just raunchy fun? Just trying to keep up with where conservatives have the line drawn today...

Well they wanted a show that portrayed trump supporters, and they sure as hell got that! Lol.

STFU Sara. Sorry if it never occurred to you that it was only a matter of time before your racist boss got fired for being a racist and caused you to lose your job too. Hope you invested your paycheck from the first season.

when my ex called off our wedding, i kept the ring. he was at least smart enough to not ask for it back. and i sold it for twice as much as he paid for it.

This is what I can’t stand about the way Haberman has been trying to parse this distinction. It’s meaningless because she’s ignoring important context. It’s not actually the case that he thinks whatever he says is real. It’s that he is completely indifferent to, and uncurious about, whether what he says is real. But…

CALL THE MIDWIFE - I just spent the past few weeks binging the whole series, but Netflix has no more after the 2017 holiday special. Does anyone else love this show? I’m worried about Chummy and so relieved that Shelagh delivered a perfect baby!

In related news, I am launching a new cyber banking security program. I will personally oversee your bank account and alert you to any suspicious activity. All I need from you is your debit card number, exp. date, security code and online banking login credentials. PM me if interested.

This x1,000!

people are determined to make apathy the only outlook on life. The more I age, the easier it is to see ending up with 5 dogs as utterly acceptable