Right, use that soap opera music they use for Oscar Bluth hinting Buster is his son, cast against type, and be, “The part of George Bluth will now be played by Nathan Lane.” Hell, recast it every week, and do the same schtick. “The part of George Bluth will now be played by Ansel Elgort ... Ricky Fucking Schroeder...…

Sure they have, honey. Sure they have.

“Where is the orgasm?”

Please let Woody Allen be next.

Please oh please let it be Stephenie Meyer.

I didn’t see this pic in all of the coverage I’ve watched. Thank you for sharing.

I felt kind of bad for her, the single lady sitting there by herself. The guests all sat in the chapel for at least 2 hours before the ceremony began and it didn’t look like many people were actually talking to her. I’m glad Charles was nice to her and escorted both her and Camilla on his arm at points.

Ah, but you see BLING is like cryptonite to Royals, for whom UNBLING is a status symbol....

Someone at the DM wrote, “How dare she wear white when she was married before!” and I was sorry to see my reply, “It was strictly anal.” deleted so quickly.

I think this has been my favorite royal wedding meme.

Yay! I love that series, and the movie of the first book is coming out this summer. My Korean-American co-worker told me, straight up “This is our Black Panther” and I started laughing hysterically.

They didn’t find out anyone was secretly gay so it wasn’t in their interest to keep it going. (I did appreciate Gawker mainly)

I would be pissed if I had to pay to support some rag like the dailymail too.

Twas a nice ceremony.

Congratulations to Meghan Markle on this most blessed day of finally being able to get away from her garbage-ass family.

Right? This:

My feeling on ‘brieing’ is identical to that of Jenkems: who the fuck comes up with this shit?

Gates should have just told him not to worry about either since you have to be human to contract them in the first place.

“They’re yelling, they’re claiming things that aren’t true,”