It took me a minute and then I was like “right! they did this on purpose!!” Because that last Vanity Fair cover with Oprah and Reese Witherspoon was pretty close to this. Once I got through the uncanny valley I loved it, especially McKinnon’s leg.

Me to John:

“I don’t know much about it. I try to keep people equal. I’m a citizen of the globe. Division is a dangerous thing.”

It sounds like a politician’s non-response response when they don’t want to offend either side.

Also have you EVER met a woman who was jealous of another woman’s vagina? COME ON NOW that is guy thinking right there.

................this trailer represents the mood of approximately 2/3 of this country right now...................

*honour

“Papa John does not make good pizza...” Au contraire mon Claire, pizza and sex have two things in common. When it’s good, it’s really good. And when it’s bad...it’s still pretty good.

How well does this stuff store? Will it solidify if you put it in the fridge?

Kevin James and this show are the epitome of white male privilege

Kevin James is popular? Where? With whom? Why? When? Like right now?

Love your response but don’t even get me started on my mother seeing me as an extension of her instead of my own person.

OK, but this is a plotline straight out of Orange is the New Black, right?

Honestly... I’d rather watch this than the first one. Let’s just all pray to our dear merciful lord Meryl Streep that Pierce Brosnan doesn’t solo in this one.

Right? Like, read the room dude. Now is NOT the fuckin’ time.

Dude u still have the Oscar go away.

Polanski should definitely sue. He’ll be made very welcome when he comes to testify in a California court. We’ll even provide him with room and board.

A popsicle in a shot of vodka. Seriously, the best.

I burp all the time and no one gives me any rewards...