she looks so pretty, too. it works. i want to wear a godamn veil like that.

This true 👑 is 🔥 tho!

“Grimes said this was the first time in three years that anyone understood the joke. They were both poking fun at AI.”

How much do people owe that pretend to have read so they seem smart and cool?..... cuz there is a whole lot of those.

“You ignorant twat” is 2018's “Delete your account.”

Why would an asshole shit talk someone for doing anal?

This whole ‘kids are funny when they’re crass’ thing was better when it was called South Park like 20 years ago.

I don’t understand the negative tone of this article. This woman got death threats, was investigated by the government, and had her career greatly curtailed for this one stunt. All of this backlash happened, and it was over the top. Why is she wrong and somehow dishonest for initially apologizing and then being like,…

I loved him in Outlander. That voice!

Andie MacDowell has as many emotions as a potato puree with no salt.

I stand by my atheist beliefs just a little bit stronger now.

I wonder how all these white people manage to get turned on by each other so bad to fuck with all these affairs and flings. They’re all about as sexually exciting as a box of instant grits.

Michelle should apologize.

This is distraction. It’s them “beating us at our own game”. Ignore all the irrelevant bullshit and vote.

Jackboots don’t have straps.

Cry mich ein river, Richard.

The party of “Fuck Your Feelings” got their feelings fucked with.

Conservatives in October 2016: It’s just locker room talk!
Conservatives in April 2018: This lady comedian is so vulgar!

Get a copy of “Whorish Sexual Witchcraft for Dummies.”

Read the headline without the comma and thought “Yep, that is about what it takes to find affordable housing in Los Angeles.”