we didn’t want this either, melania...

thank you... thats pretty much what we’re doing.. she’s lost her independence over this..

OH MY GOD THOSE STUPID ‘WEEKEND’ CONVERSATIONS! Asking about holiday plans is up there too, especially when you have a family you’ve gone light contact with. I need to become a better liar in those situations. My last job really damaged me emotionally and I know I am bringing that into this situation. I’ve been in the…

I used to get these questions (not from family or close friends: they knew better) and I’d start asking questions back: when are you having your tubal ligation??

On the list of reprehensibly deceptive things Sanders has done, comparing herself in any way with The West Wing is one of the most egregious and delusional.

Damn it, I was hoping the headline meant Sarah Huckabee Sanders had released a video of herself doing “The Jackal.”

“why, are you getting fat?”

Almost went in to join husband during his shower and then he walked in the room from downstairs. Turns out his mom was the one showering. Well, THAT would have been a hell of an end to an already awkward family holiday. Can Thanksgiving be over yet?

Duh, in my other post I forgot to include that my day started with a phone call from my doctor telling me the results of my breast biopsy are NON-CANCEROUS! Whoop, whoop!

Furthermore...

Also my cat would have knocked something off the edge of the earth if that was possible.

You mean, show starring the amazing D’Arcy Carden as Janet and some other random people renewed for third season.

All the pissing and moaning can’t stop it now. The time to act was Nov. 8th, when everyone with a vote had the choice between option #1 or option #2 (Donald Trump).

Man, these guys really need to learn their Bible.

The Franken accusations are starting to take on the air of a political hit job. Unfair or not, the Springfield Republican Party smells blood in the water and is chumming it up.

Oh thank christ. I saw the phrase “36 Women” and the picture of Franken and immediately assumed the worst.

I could understand someone wanting to side with Hollister if a) the property had been purpose-built as a religious space and b) she wasn’t just planning to turn it into a totally secular, capitalist venture. But since those things aren’t true, and Perry’s purchase was above board and legal, it’s ridiculous that she’s…

Hey sheriff...

I’m also not surprised by it, but I find it hilarious. You go, lady.

Oh boyo, jesus would be pissed if he knew some person whose job description he couldn’t even conceive of was trying to buy a house whose mere construction he couldn’t fathom in a country he’d never heard of in a era in which human beings walked on the moon and used space robots to take photos of planets he couldn’t…