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It did for me personally, in that by the end I no longer cared what happened to any of the characters.

You know what, yes. I believe this. I think that’s fair on her part to proclaim herself selfie inventor. Paris Hilton is the first person I can personally remember to kick start this narcissistic, famous for the sake of being famous, conspicuous consumption rollercoaster we’ve “enjoyed” the last decade or so. The

I’m glad you’re starting to feel better!

dude you should go back and order yourself one (1) Wicked Righteous Celebratory Hate Fajita ... a “fa-hate-a”, if you will?

So is NO ONE going to talk about how it’s pretty weird that Dunham and Konner were in Miller’s home watching this all go down?

Saw this earlier today and my first and pretty much only reaction to this has been: whew! Thank goodness. Finally a return to normalcy in our news cycle.

How can the savings trickle down if he swallows?

Gays Overcompensating Poorly

Cranston’s comments really irk me.

when love smacks you in the face—and I’m talking about the good kind—it won’t feel like this.

Trumpanzee is my new favorite saying

I suspect they’re using ASL:

Or, you know, just move.

Don’t you know?

I never understood why anyone would want to watch other people play sports. I just don’t get it.

I’m pretty sure he’s not even the sexiest Blake Shelton alive.

Gwen,

When you factor in the immigration attorneys, this is the least he’s ever paid for pussy.

I loved Battle of the Sexes, but would make the same argument that it’s not *really* a comedy...? Carrell was fantastic, though.

Hey, isn’t this the plot for Handmaid’s Tale?