Agreed. Give everyone a hundred bucks and go home.

It must be a bummer to have to think before you word vomit for the first time in your life.

My genuine reaction every time I’m confronted with the fact Melania is FLOTUS:

Let they who have not thrown away every ounce of ethics to financially benefit throw the first stone...

This is my favorite video of all time and I watch it almost every day.

Libby, I am 59 years old—I got my first migraine when I was 12, which, coincidentally, was when I got my period for the first time. In the 70s and 80s, the only drug that I remember getting was Fioricet, which was a barbituate mixed with acetaminophen and caffeine. Once you took it, you couldn’t drive.

I miss Gawker every day. Seriously, it’s still bookmarked on my chrome browser, I can’t bring myself to delete it. :(

I adore fancy breakfasts. And that wall sounds incredible. 10/10 would go.

Don’t care, still going to eat this cake...

I rolled my eyes so hard at that part they popped out of my head and had their own motorcade across the floor.

≥≥Megyn Kelly joked that she could have just given the motorcade a thumbs-down and avoided this whole mess.≤≤

Man, “Mark” from RENT straight-up caught Keyser Söze.

As a side note to film history, Scott wanted Plummer all along, but the studios wanted a “name.”

“an Art Deco Bakelite toaster.”

I’m rolling into the Met Gala like this...

I wonder if anyone will go left and show up in a Britney-esque Catholic School uniform. Catholics are not much for fashion.

After 12 years of Catholic school indoctrination, I can tell you my imaginings at the were solely and soully focused on never setting foot in a Catholic church again. The Gala should feature lots of running (away) shoes.

During his tenure on the state legislature, Marshall did, and tried to do, some pretty abhorrent things, like write an anti-gay marriage amendment (rejected by a federal judge), sponsor Virginia’s transgender bathroom bill, and sponsor a ban on gay people serving in the Virginia National Guard. Marshall continued to…

Revenge is a dish best served cold.