Put it this way- Boucher broke half a dozen ribs on a sitting US Senator and had bail set at a lower amount ($7500) than most people would probably get for public intoxication.

This is a bullshit misinterpretation of Paul’s position, and frankly, it shows just how dishonest you libs are.

I’m not saying that he got caught fucking his neighbor’s wife but I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that he got caught fucking his neighbor’s wife.

Terms of Endearment.

As a guy, it seems to me like there’s a VAST expanse between “never make an advance” and “grab her body” for alternate methods of signalling attraction.

Who hasn’t wanted to kick the shit out of Rand Paul?

Unfathomable. Local official tells CNN that 27 people are dead in this Texas church shooting.

I’m tired of all the couldawouldashoulda from 2016, we’re stuck with Trump now. Ya’ll can let go of all that back & forth stuff. It’s time to leave your egos & pride out. I need the DNC to get on the ball with solutions to help the poor & middle class people. Listen to the poor folks, listen to their issues!…

God, just GO. AWAY.

What does it mean when I realize that my response to these kinds of events is more “numbed apathy” than the “panicked horror and outrage” that I know I should feel?

outcast “coalitions” of two to four male lions don’t get to have sex with females until their take over a pride.

To be fair, Harvey Weinstein was chasing her for the last 3 miles.

No.Keep going. Do not pass “Go”; do not collect $200.

My Twitter account was taken down for 11 minutes by a rogue employee. I guess the word must finally be getting out-and having an impact.

Hey, those three liberal snowflakes and that black lady that’s married to a drug dealer were singing about guns last year. We can just blame all the gun violence on them.

So they want a “safe space”? Presumably at a venue which doesn’t allow guns.

At least since the ascent of CMT and the extreme corniness and facile hyper-capitalism of its current stars. Back in the day you could actually believe Johnny Cash and Loretta Lynn had opinions on things and wouldn’t let some milquetoast network executive shut them up.

Snowflakes

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Prom night never lives up to the hype. Consider it successful if no one pukes on your shoes.