“I’m not saying a word, not a SINGLE word, BUT IF HE WANTS TO MAKE A NINNY OF HIMSELF IT’S HIS AFFAIR”.

Wait. There are people who actually think the 90s version is better?

It’s okay. He has a closetful of tribbles just breeding away somewhere.

Clowns fucking suck, regardless of any iteration of King’s story. The entire clown shtick is horrible and depressing.

Her problem is, she still thinks like a rich white man.

Therapy kitty will be needing his own therapy after this.

I wonder how they’d feel to know I’d never fucking heard of AV Club before a few days ago.

As a former high-school female cheerleader back in the 70's, I can confirm that splits are:

1. Something you need to work your muscles into over a period of time

I’ll participate in splits only when you show me a banana.

I am not clicking that video.

Opposite note for MVP. Your dude will be deeply sorry when he finds out you could have a revolving door of lovers at your beck and call. I swear every other story I hear of a guy wanting an open relationship ends in him finding out that you will have a LOT easier time finding lovers then he ever will. And once the…

Has MVP’s boyfriend met a specific person he wants to sleep with hence he’s come up with this? I would probably think so...

Right, buddy. You and Submarine guy, a pair of innocent lambs.

Before we jump to conclusions, I think it’s important to acknowledge the violence on both sides.

We figured out that an 8 hour flight cross country to show up for a meeting as soon as our uber drops us off at the building is way more comfortable in basketball shorts even if we gotta change in the airport bathroom in san-jose

Honestly, it’s kinda weird to run a site idolizing a single person on this side of the 90's. regardless of his personal behavior.

I’m having trouble understanding why being a philanderer means someone can’t be a feminist. Until a woman he pressured into sex comes forward with her story, I can’t help but think this is stone-cold vengeance from Whedon’s ex - especially since he was the one who walked out on the marriage.

So he definitely murdered her.

Actually, when he looks up at the sun like that, it isn’t harmful at all, because his head is so far up his ass.