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Does he also add “surcharges” whenever the price of fish changes? Labor isn’t some unfair expense, it’s an expected cost of doing business.

Poor America, your secret police and brute squat uniforms will look so TACKY!

. . .So he’s saying that if we appease these Nazis, then there will be peace in our time?

What? I wasn’t looking at his body. I want him for his beliefs.

I do believe he must be so annoyed he didn’t find likeminded kin in (his?) Aryan utopia.

Too bad the terms y’all queda and vanilla isis never rally caught on

And yet some will insist they’re not really Nazis...

qwhite interesting, isn’t it?

They’re tired of the bullshit, the political correctness, using our tax dollars to bring in people from Syria and Somalia, all this other stuff with homosexuality.

Gahhh these assholes—they basically want a hooker but are too cheap to pay for a girlfriend experience.

I didn’t punch him in the groin, I massaged his groin area with my hand using appropriate velocity and force. I totally told him what I was going to do in advance, he understood and was fine with it!

If I have to shave, it’s a date.

“If I take you on a date, you’ll know it’s a date. There will be flowers and dinner and some other cool thing involved.”

“I wonder if the “cool thing” is respect for women and their time?”

“If it were possible, I wouldn’t mind space from myself right now”.

Fake news. Gravity is just a theory.

Boy Jenji and Netflix really have nailed that formula of “Ensemble casts starring a conventionally pretty boringly unlikeable white girl and a bunch of infinitely more interesting queer and WOC characters”