“...racist-Bratz doll husk Jeff Sessions...” nothing to add except this is killing me, I laughed loud and got a look.” Maybe add “found in a diaper genie” or something.

The super-authoritarian use of “my generals” never fails to disturb.

Immune system resets? Also, we have internal organs that detoxify us quite well.

Malloy stated he saw it as the same thing, claiming he missed the “racial optics” of it.

It’s almost like looking good in a cocktail dress and channeling righteous indignation are not all it takes to have a handle on the issues.

I always find it funny when dealership employees or any employee for that matter make fun of people who can’t afford a $200k car or other pricy stuff. Dude, you are a sales employee. You can’t afford that shit either, so don’t act all mighty.

I think in the case of The Mooch his absence is probably preferable

I need wine and chocolate, and preferably cheese. Someone take away my internet, such that I cannot watch the destruction of the nation. Please, and thank you.

I went to several art shows a while back that specialized in nudes... and 100% of the nudity was female. That’s when I realized that most people who fawned to me about their “appreciation of the human form” only wanted a classy way to see tits and ass.

“Large penis is welcome everywhere.”

I’m just glad the lead actress is unambiguously awesome.

Margaret Atwood for the regrettable win

Literally a Margaret Atwood quote come to life.

My hot twitter fetish has accelerated to the point where I only read tweets that contain the phrase “Im not white btw” anymore

#AllMomsMatter

Like running through a cancer ward screaming “THERE ARE OTHER DISEASES, TOO!!!!”

If IKEA replaced all of the models in its catalog with cats, I think I’d maybe actually pick the thing up and peruse it.

I would even take Romney-dull at this point.

I am old enough to remember people not voting for Gore because he was dull.