The second I lay eyes on it I thought, “Big mistake. Big. Huge”.

She’s a mealy-mouthed ninny, and I hate her.

Well tomorrow belongs to them...

I see Mr and Mrs Trump finally found a daycare centre accepting of their Toddler In Chief.

Yeah, all that 70s fun I’m just glad he didn’t find Warhol rolled up in his storage unit.

No, gracias!

Step outside and settle this Aaron Burr-style?

I teach High School Social Studies. Every year, I inevitably cover the Presidential power to pardon, and I always ask the same question of my classes: “Who can the President NOT pardon?” Usually, 2/3s to 3/4s of the students will answer “himself/herself.” They’re 16.

“This house will last forever.”

Re: Trump: some of the comments I have seen in political arguing online state some version of the following- “I may or may not agree or like what Trump is doing, but BOY DO I LOVE SEEING THE LIBERALS IN PAIN!” If someone makes an important decision (who to vote for) that they actually feel somewhat ambivalent about…

Welp, I’ve never felt more alone or single in my life. Thanks Ted!

Took my kids to watch Jurassic Park in the Park last summer. Bought some snacks, brown bagged some wine, rented one of those stupid blow up couch things that look vaguely like a vagina that I had never even seen before last summer which now appear to be taking over the world, and settled in for the movie, only for my…

But like, Joanna Lumley as Patsy as Doctor Who, right? Hahaha.

Police have already identified a suspect, but say it is unlikely that she acted alone.

Toilet paper doesn’t come already covered in shit.

I liked it better when The Onion was a satirical paper, instead of a prediction engine.

Oh, I agree. Whenever I am talking to other white people about Black Lives Matter, I always end with the following: the other reason it’s important is because it’s only a matter of time before they start shooting random white people, too.

Yup, that’s the story so far. I’m really waiting to hear the tale they come up with that somehow makes her the aggressor.