I’ve never seen any of these films (my age and my unwillingness to be triggered has prevented me), but I really wish there were more movies that talked about diet culture and how it leads to EDs.

that’s because it was Russell Crowe, who can’t sing.

or just rerelease the animated one, which is perfect in every way?

The issue isn’t whether or not this specific officer is a KKK cross burning swastika racist. The issue is the inherent and often unaware bias that exists among most Americans that gets distilled and supported in police forces. Police react to threats, and if you’ve grown up in a culture that frames black people as a…

Without killing anyone, how do I do my job terribly enough that people will pay me 50,000 to leave?

Can you no longer just open an explorer window and pull them to your desktop from the phone folder? This is the method I have always used with my iPhone and I’ve been looking to upgrade, so I’d like to know if this no longer works.

DGAF about Lena Dunham, but rescue places usually know jack and shit about the history of the dogs they take in. (I get it, the job is save the dog!) People lie when the turn dogs over, they lie about how the pet behaves, why thye turn them over and about the medical and behavior history for the dog. Unless the…

Kesha has broken her silence about the infamous hug that Jerry Seinfeld failed to give her that time when she rudely interrupted an interview by Jerry Seinfeld and violated his right of a private space by trying to coerce him into hugging a complete stranger only then to go on social media to make herself the victim.

It kills me to say this, because Lena Dunham’s pretty annoying, but here goes: No-kill shelters in New York are not exactly reliable, trustworthy, or honest when it comes to discussing a dog’s past. Most of these places aren’t staffed by licensed/credentialed animal experts or vets. They’re run by people who are just…

So even after a “large and significant salary increase”, they still weren’t going to be on par?

You should have went with the Pixy Stix®. It comes with its own straw.

Great. Now some Garbage-American is going to snort Ovaltine and shoot up a video poker parlor.

Isn’t the whole point of chocolate that it tastes good? Why skip that part?

Why doesn’t he just order all the ingredients in a bowl and get a tortilla on the side? Exact same outcome...

Or if the mom were fat, even...

Just make it a massive 2 hour orgy. One shot, no cuts.

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

Here’s how: