Oh, they exist, they’re just not referred to as ‘leaks’. It’s more like “Hey there...can I email you something?” 

“Hey look a lady! I’m gonna rape her- oh, no, wait... she went into the girls room. Dammit. Foiled again!”

Fellow big girl here. If I can’t wear a bra, I won’t wear it. Every time I see a plus size off or no shoulder shirt, my boobs hurt. What if there’s a situation where I have to run from danger? My boobs would be flying everywhere and may hurt a child or small man.

Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places should be in there, too “Food and rent are not the only things around here that costs money”.

That dog is my spirit animal.

Counterpoint:

Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe - I sob like a baby through that

This is the first time I’ve seen a SNS post go live and I’m going to waste my “first” post to share this stupid picture of how I’m storing my hats:

Leslie Jones ghostbusting Steve Bannon would be the ultimate justice.

Was that body blindfolded and carrying a scale?

The Daily Beast reported back in September that Bharara’s office was investigating money laundering within the Russian government.

Get Out 2.

Well a swamp provides ecological benefits and has a reason to exist.

;)

I’m a counselor at an abortion clinic in Houston. I’ll be at work helping women access abortion care while they still are able to exercise that right!

This gif has been generally overused, but this is my EXACT reaction when I saw the video of Carson on Twitter today:

“I really don’t know what my tits have to do with it.”

I cannot condone violence but that doesn't mean I can't ignore it.

The Only Moral Abortion Is My Abortion.