Maybe her Rejection Suit too.

Great post!

"See our ad in Golf Magazine."

Okay I JUST finished this episode and I don't even smoke but I think I need a cigarette or something GODDAMN.

Thank you, Jesus. I know our relationship has been wrought with difficulty, but you have once again shown your humble servant mercy and filled her with many blessings.

He only wanted a wee keek!

Chevy should launch a new ad campaign about how they've meticulously designed a car for women, how they've been through all the research and focus groups, designed every last bit of the car towards the female driver - and then reveal that it's the Z/28.

While I am sad about the quality of men online dating I am VERY glad when they reveal their true selves so quickly. Saves lots of time.

"Between this and Reggie Bush's daughter there sure are a lot of 1 year olds out there who can't seem to stop provoking their parents. I'm just saying we need to talk about what that 1 year old was doing at the time to contribute to this situation. Sucking too loudly on a pacifier? Filling a diaper? These are…

I would like to sue the man who took my virginity. I left it in a gross Bed Stuy apt many years ago and would like it back. That, or its depreciated value (approx. $37.50) must be returned to me.

Joan story is getting worse and worse :((

And yet just a few comments up some people are STILL claiming it, despite such obvious evidence to the contrary!

Needs more otter.

I think what Charlie is really saying is:

Still not feeling Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan. Guess my heart belongs to Carol Burnett.

Call me when they do an erotic Clue getaway. Mr. Green and Ms. Scarlett in the Library with the Candlestick, oh my!

LOOK, EROTICA-ESQUE TELEVISION SHOW, GET TO THE DIRTY STUFF OKAY?? THAT'S WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR.

"Oh Jamie...please come into my room and sleep on my floor/or in my vagina"

The episode climaxes with...

Shared this with a friend from across the country who actually works at a comics shop and also happens to be black, and has many amusing stories about casual nerd racism. He had a pretty good comment I'm going to paraphrase here.

Him: "Okay, so if my shop had a room that everyone called 'dead nigger storage', think…