She falls on top of Jamie in the straw and he's all tousled and handsome and she doesn't immediately mount him.

Open relationship?

<honey you should see me in a crown moriarty gif>

It's saying something when a person has to flee to Burma to protect her human rights.

instead of talking about how fucked up this is in so many ways, or about the prevalence of plastic surgery in sk, i will talk about something more important, like how my new life goal is to have this sentence be written again, sometime in the future, about me:

I thought confusion arousal is what you feel upon meeting a physically attractive Republican.

Pitches love vibrato.

She writes these hit songs, and it's more than just a vanity credit. I'm not a pop or country fan, and Taylor Swift is mostly off my radar, but she's talented. Arguing otherwise makes you sound delusional.

So, this was bad then? Is that the narrative I'm supposed to be going with? Got it. Boo, pop singer to whom I don't listen, performing on a channel I no longer watch during an awards show that is longer relevant! Boo!! Did I do it right?

Like a houseguest. Marvelous at first and full of possibilities, but if left unsupervised for too long, they can be a real pain.

For fuck snakes

One would think that massive media coverage would make them rethink how their actions are perceived by the public and received by the community that are supposed to protect. Instead, it seems to fuel their abhorrent behavior.

if I spent hours getting ready for a date with YOU, feel free to tell me I look great. We have an established relationship at that point. Obviously if my husband compliments my appearance, that's fine.

From now on when I'm at a networking event, I'm going to introduce myself to male colleagues by saying "nice bulge," because apparently unsolicited comments are how you start conversations.

Cool. Guess what I got to do last Friday? Fill out a police report when a man followed me from a bus stop without my knowledge, into my place of work with the intention of assaulting me. He then hung around the premises and tried to steal my phone, take my business card and did all he could to learn my identity. He…

Would you please consider the likelihood that, as a man, you probably don't understand? As I explained in a previous comment, a friendly thank you can invite an unwanted conversation/proposition, and a curt thank you will result in the fellow informing you that you are a fucking bitch. After a few years of this a…

The day I find a man who will frolic in the pastures with me wearing tight Zubaz will be the day I can keel over happy at last.