Basically she’s saying “yeah, I have to get over it because none of these men give a shit and they’re not gonna change and I know they’re going to now label me ‘difficult and emotional’ for demanding to be treated like a human being.”

Jeffrey Tambor is 73 FUCKING YEARS OLD! How much more damn time does he need in order to learn/grow into a person who behaves in a respectful and professional manner?

The opening number alone is worth the price of the admission. I saw it in Minneapolis maybe the 6th or 7th performance and was so utterly blown away. It was new so I had no idea what to expect and I had just seen Beauty and The Beast, which is fine, but basically just eye candy on the stage with no redeeming social or…

Idle dicks are the extremist’s workshop.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but if you declare that you are a US citizen, isn’t there a law that says they HAVE to believe you? I’m not sure where I heard that but if you say you are, you are not required to prove it by providing any ID/Passport/Birth Certificate and they have to leave you alone unless you are otherwise…

I felt kind of bad for her, the single lady sitting there by herself. The guests all sat in the chapel for at least 2 hours before the ceremony began and it didn’t look like many people were actually talking to her. I’m glad Charles was nice to her and escorted both her and Camilla on his arm at points.

They don’t rule anything. What they are are figureheads who people are very interested in (for, I’ll admit, rather stupid reasons), but they bring a LOT of attention to various charities and that’s also what George and Amal Clooney and Oprah Winfrey do. People who are active in charitable giving at that level of…

Yeah, very underwhelmed by the dress. Should have some more bling or detail to it.

I’m reading Crazy Rich Asians. I’m only about 200 pages in but it’s pretty good so far. I’m excited to see where it goes.

So, I guess I’m a more private or reserved person, but I feel about doing MDMA with my friends the same way that I felt when my friend asked me to be in the delivery room while she gave birth: I don’t really want to know you that well.

Have a margarita, you’ll feel better.

This trailer so suits my mood right now. Must see this film.

If my man’s name was easier to spell and pronounce than mine, I would change mine in a second. I’m so tired of people not being able to find my name (there’s a period in it), spelling it wrong, alphabetizing it incorrectly, entering it into computers (which often don’t take periods) in totally random ways, cutting off…

Well, exactly. And the problem is, it makes it really hard to ask for what you need in every aspect of your life going forward. Medical assistance, respect in your relationships, reward for your work. It totally fucks you up! And in those few moments when your parents are actually doing the right thing and act like…

I served with Weird Al Yankovik. I knew Weird Al Yankovik. Weird Al Yankovik was a friend of mine. Bitch, you’re no Weird Al Yankovik.

Seconded. And I’d rather not go buy a whole thing of margarine when I’ve got butter in stock.

Oh, I understand 100%! I actually joked about it at Easter dinner. I don’t remember what started it but I responded with “yeah, remember how we have had that conversation before about how you and I are different, separate people?” and my mom giggled and said “oh yeah, that’s right, I forgot about that.”