That would work. Or just literally walk away from any comment like that. Don’t acknowledge it, don’t show any facial expression, just turn and walk away and start talking to someone else. Cuz commenting on someone’s weight in any way shape or form is FUC.KING. RUDE. Or maybe tell your mother to tell them not to bring…

Just be glad you were allowed to ask for things in a store. We were not and got in trouble for asking in the first place. If you asked, the answer was automatically no. Guess what that does to you as an adult?

So . . . you needed to try this to figure out it was a bad idea?

Yes, banana Popsicles are the best! Also, Rootbeer.

Also, if someone shows up in a Knights of Columbus uniform, I might just shit myself. These guys were ON. POINT.

I wonder if Kate Bosworth is actually Catholic and loved her first communion or if she lived in a neighborhood with a bunch of Catholic girls and was jealous of them in their adorable white dresses and veils and took this opportunity to dress like them. Love it! It’s SO catholic fashion.

Also Cardi B. is rocking it but everything else is disappointing this disappointed former Catholic.

I’d pay to see that.

I’m surprised subtly nun-like that dress is! I’m digging it.

I was hoping someone would go as “Like a Prayer” full-on 1989 Madonna.

That’s so 1985!

Tennessee Williams

Surely there’s a GIF for that.

Stormy Daniels is just the gift that keeps on giving.

Came here to say exactly that about the bottle. Looks awfully familiar.

He always makes me want to watch Amadeus next.

I hope this is good because I love the story but I never liked Andie MacDowell. She and Hugh Grant had absolutely no chemistry in the movie (and honestly, I’ve never liked her in anything), but I enjoy watching it anyway because I love British comedy and adore most of the other characters/actors.

I’d never even heard of her before today. Now, rock on girl! Can’t wait to see what she does next.

I know right? How low rent is this lawyer he found? Methinks “Suitable” actually means “just passed the bar idiot who is desperate enough to attempt this level of crazy ass mother-fuckery.”